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The Sharp Lawnmower

When You Have A Freshly Shaved Beard, And Aggressively Rub It Back And Forth On A Woman's Asshole Effectively Making The Motion Of Mowing One Patch Of Grass. Points Are Only Awarded If The Recipient Feels Sharp Pains On Her Asshole. Beard Must Be The Perfect Length To Achieve This.
Jim - "Turn Over Bitch Im Giving You The Sharp Lawnmower!"
Lisa - "YES! I hope Your Sharp Beard Burns My Asshole!"
by Ricky1986 August 15, 2009
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The Lawnchair

grinding with a girl while standing parallel to the ground only holding yourself up by your knees down
Look Dude I Told You! Fonz and that chick are in The Lawnchair over there. How the hell?
by tissimus butz October 31, 2009
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Chattanooga Lawnmower

When you shave your partner's public hair before performing oral sex on them.
Cindy hadn't waxed in weeks, but wanted me to go down on her, so I had to do a Chattanooga lawnmower just to find the clit.

Brad's pubes were so overgrown I had to give him a Chattanooga Lawnmower before I was going to put his dick in my mouth
by t pot January 28, 2019
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Lawner

A teen, who are would usually be a scene. Someone that likes to hangout on the ground/floor. Most of the time they are full of themselves. Someone who chooses to unique and is usually very popular.
Wow, look at those lawners, they are so full of themselves...
by Destiny licks you April 20, 2010
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Lawnmower

A person who takes or steals another person's partner from them also known as grasscutting.
Boy: dude he fully took your chick!
Boy # 2 : that fucken lawnmower !

Boy : man that dude full grasscut you.
Boy #2: Whatta lawnmower.
by whoevauwantme2be. December 5, 2010
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Lawnwhore

A woman who you see everyday outside on her front lawn sunbathing in a bikini that you really need a liceanse to wear in public.
Oh my god, that lawnwhore needs to lose some serious weight or I'm gonna seriously build a wall between her and my window!
by KittyKat212 May 5, 2006
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Lawnmower

A dance that is typically done by scouse ket wigs due their inability to move, down to their excessive consumption of horse tranquilliser. The dance typically involves standing still and holding your arms forward like you are mowing the lawn as well as sometimes moving them up and down.
Look at them ket wigs lawnmowering, they are off their barnet.
by pettylawnmower January 26, 2017
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