Knocking The Noodle

1) Jerking off.
2) Cranking it.
3) Masturbating.

I'm gonna go home and knock the noodle.

by Matthew Cox May 25, 2005

California Knockout

\"The so-called \"California Knockout,\" a person holds his breath for 10 seconds to get light-headed, after which a pal squeezes his neck to put him out (unconscious).\"

It\'s some kind of wacky \"trip\" or \"high\" inducing maneuver. Commonly practiced by stupid teenagers. It kills brain cells.

Info from article \"Our Civilization in Decline\".

by dr April 26, 2005

Hob-knocker

1. one who goes around hitting people hard in the testicles

2. to refer to a person as the pain one suffers after being hob-knocked

On ICarly and Friends the runner up to David Archuleta calls everyone Hob-knockers, hob-knocked is to get hit hard in the testicles ergo a hob-knocker...

by ChaseMyFace February 8, 2009

Knock

Instantly falling asleep.

Damn, when I get home from this party, I'm bout to just knock.

by F0osh from Boys in the HOOD June 3, 2009

knocked the fuck out

One who gets knocked the fuck out. This is commonly happening to a person in Gainesville, FL USA called Joe Mullett.

Joe Mullett really got knocked the fuck out at the party. The guy hit him and he lost 3 teeth and broke his nose!!!11

JOE GOT KNOCKED TEH FUCK OUT!!1

by Erik August 7, 2004

Knocked Over

To steal

James knocked over the truck carrying shoes and sold them on the black market.

by soundn3ko March 24, 2009

snot knocker

In football, when a player hits another player so hard, that the player who was hit has snot literally knocked out of his nose. More common in the winter when people tend to have colds. Sometimes called a "slobber knocker".

Wide recievers fear going over the middle, because they're afraid they'll get a snot knocker.

by Augie September 7, 2003