Knighting

When You are about to jizz, pull out and jizz on the girls right shoulder, then left shoulder, and say "welcome young soldier"

When kenny knighted Brandon, he made brandons dreams come true.
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I've knighted more girls than Queen Elizabeth

by Gary B May 22, 2003

Jedi Knight

epic heros in the fictional tale of Star Wars, also known as the greatest movie ever. in order to be a jedi knight you need the following:

-a kickass lightsaber
-the ability to use and sense the force
-read and alter others thoughts
-define gravity
-levitate objects

"All I have left to learn is the power to levitate objects and I will be the most kickass jedi knight ever!"

by beachbum089 June 5, 2005

suge knight

a man not to be fucked with

by Anonymous October 17, 2003

Keira Knightley

A attractive young attress with SOME acting talent who i respect because she got into the acting business without having tits. *by the way, in pirates of the caribean, they where digitally enhanced* although she lacks emotion in her acting.

Keira Knightley has my respect

by rachelistypingthis July 27, 2006

black knights

A squadron in the Marine Air Corps in the movie "Independence Day" which led the assault against the attacking aliens.

"Why we are on this particular mission, we may never know. But we do know that the Black Knights will emerge victorious once again."

by P29 August 12, 2008

dark knight

When your "booty call" comes over in the middle of the night sneaks in keeping the lights off, blind folds and fucks you silly- kevin style- 'till you passout. Takes a shit on your chest and whispers in your ear "I'm your brother, I'm batman," before dissapearing into the night.

As she woke in the morning, the dreadful feeling, what happened last night, was real. After wiping the fresh fecal matter off her chest, the words, "I am batman," echoed in her ears, this was no dream, it was a dark knight.

by ArtDickyoulate February 4, 2010

knight in shinning armour

Person who usually ends up with the Princess. Usually reallyyy good looking! And super sweet!

The knight in shinning armour always gets the princess!

by You're not cool... April 26, 2015