Fuck Kitten

A small attractive female (commonly with a tight poon and asshole) that you want to pick up and throw on your bed and get naked with.

A fuck kitten is a mature women who is about the size of a 12 year old. Yet doesn't look it. 5 feet tall or less. Any age!

by Duhrtymofugga August 27, 2012

Killing a Kitten

Refering to masturbation and the internet joke saying that every time you masturbate god kills a kitten.

ex: 1guy 1:DUDE WHAT THE FUCK MY CAT JUST DIED?!!?!?!
guy 2: uhhhhh......hahaha

ex: 2 guy 1: ughhh dude i was just killing a kitten to that miley cyrus video.
guy 2: what the hell man shes as old as your daughter?
guy 1: what? huh? no way. who cares..

by Mr.Tuesday .....bitch December 21, 2009

Katten

A Baby Cat.

"Woah Look At the Size Of That Katten!"
".. Dont you Mean Kitten?"
"No. Katten..."

by No-one Really March 8, 2009

kittens

poker chips for demons
or food for those hungryer ones...sick
usually very cute
small offspring of a cat
often reffered to as"evil with a cute face"

"i bet 22 kittens and raise you 5"
kitten pizza
awe kittens!
look its a kitten
omfg its a kitten..how cute run for your LIFE!!!!!!

by misssmartypantslolpants January 29, 2009

having kittens

v. To be excited or surprised
by an event.
v. To physically give birth to a litter of kittens.

Troy, you got the new heated condoms? I'm simply having kittens!

Aww, the mother cat is simply having kittens!

by Prima B. Goode July 4, 2004

kitten chow

One of the GREATEST sex positions EVER invented.

Step 1: Open her legs
Step 2:Pour ice cold milk into your lady's vagina
Step 3:Insert a desired amount of finely chopped asparagus into the clit.
Step 4:Have sexual intercourse until the mixture is very warm
Step 5:Have a kitten eat the mixture out of the vagina
Step 6:Sit and enjoy(:

whoa kitten chow

by RB123ilovepussy August 17, 2010

maniacal as a box full of kittens

Term that pretty much speaks for itself; someone who is mellow and not very wild at all, especially when it comes to sex.

I dumped my girlfriend today...let's face it, in bed she was about as maniacal as a box full of kittens.

by TenInchPlaya October 15, 2006