Kentucky Derby

A stand-up shitting contest with a photo finish (to avoid disputes, of course). Two or more individuals partake in a standing defecation where winners are determined by the longest unbroken "tail" at any given point.

I heard the DC Talk roadies used to crunk up the groupies and hold Kentucky Derbys to decide which ones got to hang with the band.

by Mung the Merciful October 16, 2008

kentucky snowstorm

u take a piece of kfc chicken jizz on it and shove it in a girls pussy

dude i just kentucky snowstormed your mom

by theboinker August 19, 2009

Northern Kentucky

In reality, this is a line of land mass that makes up about a third of the Commonwealth's land mass as well as over half of its population. It runs from Henderson County on the far west end, and all the way to Maysville on the far east end, both of them along the Ohio River. The major metropolises, medium-sized cities, and large towns in this area include Henderson, Owensboro, Elizabethtown, Madisonville (not far from the South), Louisville, Frankfort, Lexington, Florence, Covington, Newport, and Maysville. This large land strip is the Midwestern part of Kentucky; everything below, including Bowling Green, Paducah, Glasgow, Somerset, and Richmond, is the Southern part of Kentucky.

The people of Northern Kentucky are not too much different from those in the rest of the Commonwealth. Most of us have the same morals, religion, and even politics. The only differences are we have more connections with the "official" Northern states, and therefore do more business with them; we also have more Northern regional and cultural influences, especially from Ohio and Indiana. That is why many of the North Kentuckians act and sometimes talk more like Northerners.

by The Book of Truth July 27, 2005

Woodstock Kentucky

A little farming town full of good ol boys and livestock. Right off highway 934. A piece of real undisturbed heaven where there is really more livestock than people. Where treestands and fourwheelers are a family tradition and everyone knows each other.

"Man we're headin over to the Wests' farm in Woodstock for a bonfire and party!"
Somerset Kentucky
Woodstock Kentucky

by ConfederatePrideJasper December 28, 2010

Kentucky Virgin

A seven year old girl from Kentucky who is faster then her older brother.

Bob: Hey Mary, I heard that littile Suzy isn't a Kentucky Virgin anymore.

Mary: That's a damn shame, I hope our little girl will be able to run fast.

by Spiral Fan July 28, 2006

kentucky tuck

tucking the male anatomy underneath and in between legs in order to resemble the female anatomy.

The kentucky tuck is when a guy takes his balls and penis and tucks them underneath and in between his legs in order to make it appear as if he now has a vagina. At that point, the guy yells "check out my beav woooohoooo"

by Brian Landis December 31, 2006

Eastern Kentucky

One of the most corrupt, unhealthy, God-forsaken, stigmatized, and isolated places in the USA. 99% white and extreme poverty in 20 counties. You see nothing but trailer homes for hours until you get to pikeville where coal has been confused with Jesus. The poorest people in America have been bought and sold with dirty money and blind faith. PS if you're not white be prepared to be stared at and potentially followed.

-"I'm going to eastern Kentucky this weekend to visit the medical school in pikeville."
-"That is some corrupt shit out there. Plus I thought you scored better than a 21 on your mcat, you know, because you took it when you were awake."
-"You're right, but I wanted to see what the region was really like with my own eyes since I'm a Kentucky native."
-"That's respectable, man. But be careful out there on the winding roads where people will flip you off for driving under 70 miles an hour around a pitch black curve at night. And don't take any wooden nickles!"

by BerryTellsTheTruth April 12, 2015