Pillow Ketchup

The red stuff you find on your pillow after your wife shot you.

I woke up and found some pillow ketchup.

by DashiellShatter May 30, 2023

DOUBLE KETCHUP

A threesome with two women who are menstruating.

My kink is sex with women who are on their period. My fantasy is to someday do the double ketchup.

by RedNapkin June 30, 2023

Spicy Ketchup

Barbecue sauce

As the little one dips her fries and what she thinks is ketchup she tries it and realizes that it's spicy so she calls it spicy ketchup

by Dezi November 4, 2023

Pre Ketchup

The watery bit of ketchup that comes out when you go to use the ketchup but the bottle hasn't been shaken up or it has been left a while without being used. This leads to a puddle of watery ketchup being left seeping onto your plate and probably on your hands.

"Ew, I forgot to shake the bottle, now there's Pre Ketchup on my chips."

"Don't forget to shake the bottle or you'll get Pre Ketchup."

by Soopie.t December 20, 2023

Sparkly Ketchup

What that stupid ad for grammarly keeps reminding us of. Like wtf

"If you have one great idea, sayyyy: sparkly ketchup

by omgyamisobored January 24, 2024

Colorado Ketchup Packet

Eating a girl out on day 2 of her period while she's bloated like a bushel of crushed tomatoes. Then she Queefs in your mouth as she cums, so you spit the uterine wall sheddings atop a Denver omelette and eat your breakfast like a true mountain man.

Dude she didn't tell me she was on her period. I didn't have to order breakfast in the morning though. She queefed in my mouth and I topped my Denver omelette with the ol' Colorado Ketchup Packet! I didn't offer her any but I don't think she was hungry anyway.

by Dr Hill February 19, 2024

weird ketchup

Weird ketchup is referring to any unknown red substance you could find, such as a spillled bloody mary, blood, or hot sauce.

There's some weird ketchup on the floor over there.

by ilikekamenrider March 13, 2024