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Pickle Jon

The amazing pickle god that doesn’t mean anything it that you will worship for the rest of your life or top hat dog will come after you!
by CaptainRiceTree July 12, 2024
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Being a Jon

A person who uses there laziness as an excuse for being selfish.
Being a Jon:
Billy won't come to my birthday party because he's lazy but i know it's because I live far from him and it's inconvenient for him. Billy is being such a Jon.
by sammyflakes June 11, 2016
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Jon

A person that is crazy photogenic. Try any angle and they will rock it.

May seem careless and a living-in-the-moment type of person but actually thinks his actions through.

Likes to be loud, and that's okay. It's a quality that makes these people stand out and be likeable. They are kind and take care of others. When they love someone they go all out.

Sometimes may be emotional, at those times it's important to stay close and address the problem (and if the problem is you then don't bother them anymore!).

They are also smart and out of the box thinkers.
That boy is really kind! He must be a Jon
by GrilledMeat February 19, 2022
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Jon

Someone that typically relies on other to carry him to victory.
by Dth562 September 13, 2020
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Jon Jan Zokk

Jon Jan Zokk : is a take on the name of the China King, but dubbing it as a COVID sook.
I called my uncle a Runt. So he left a voicemail saying, "Jay, I'll tell you the truth mate, don't you fucking bother me again ya fucking little shit". Wow, what a Jon Jan zokk. So now it's my voicemail message. Love it ...
by Bryn Benn April 16, 2020
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Jon's dreams

by ThatFuckingSkrubKiller November 1, 2014
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Jon Link fucked a giraffe

Jon Link, a boy who takes apush and has a bad taste in dank memes, had sexual intercourse with a giraffe
I was browsing dank memes, and I remembered that my good ol pal Jon Link fucked a giraffe.
by Caitlyn.rud@outlook.com November 3, 2016
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