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Jane

Wish’s her name was Jayne with a y, but her parents fucked up when they didn’t add it on the day she wishes she wasn’t born. Ultimately planning to change her name when she’s old enough, just to add the y. Jane has a peculiar face, sort of handsome and sort of sexy at the same time. Her cheekbones are stone cold, but her smile is even colder. It’ll either make you run away, or smile back, ‘cause she really doesn’t smile all that much. Her face will remind you of a painting. Her sense of humour is elite. Sarcasm, mostly. But also with a hint of darkness and sex jokes. Other odd things too. Most people don’t get it, probably because they’re losers. Jane has a great sense of style but doesn’t really realize it. Although her and her family struggle with money, she doesn’t let it show. Jane is either angry or psycho, maybe both. She’s wicked smart though. She doesn’t really care what you think about her, but she’ll still threaten you openly, no matter how big a crowd can get. Jane’s a great friend, has lots of them even. When she meets a stranger, or mutual, she’s automatically laidback, funny and comfortable. But it’s impossible for her to let you into her soul all the way. If you’re a dickhead to anybody that’s close to her, she’ll fuck you up, words or fists. Both options sting equally enough. The voices in Janes head are most likely loud enough for everyone else to hear. So, if you know a Jane, become friends with her! Or she might just turn the world into ash.
Anthony! Who’s the hell is that girl over there with the sick outfit and the swagger walk?

Oh, you mean Jane? Yeah, she’s fucking gangster, don’t fuck around with her or you’ll be too transfixed to leave those beautiful eyes behind.

Hey, I’m Anthony.

Nice to meet you, Tony. I’m your worst nightmare.
by dickhead52837 September 30, 2021
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Jane

"damn that sure is a potato"

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Jane

Jane is a human with the biggest heart ever and has the best personality and is the most genuine person you could have in your life.
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Mary Jane

Maryjane is a sensitive, but outgoing person. Once you get to know Maryjane she tends to break out of her shell. She loves weed :) if your reading this I only got cigarettes bit Mary Jane so don’t ask!
Maryjane is a sensitive but outgoing person. Once you get to know her she tends to break out of her she’ll. P.s she loves weed (if your reading this I only have cigarettes but no Mary Jane so don’t ask!
by Mere1122 November 21, 2021
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Mia Jane Dyer

A Mia is someone who sweeps you off your feet without having to lift a finger. She is a determined, passionate woman who cares just so much more than anyone else. The love she has to give for others is immeasurable and if you manage to get her to fall in love with you then you will forever be safe because she is also the strongest partner anyone could ever have. She is immensely beautiful and has the absolute best sense of style, the kind of style that is adorable one moment but kick-your-ass, drop-dead GORGEOUS the next. She also can and will be the sexiest person you'll ever meet and is the best flirt. Mia is the type of girl you grow old with and share your life with and never regret a moment of it. Mia is the girl that you love, plain and simple.
That Mia Jane Dyer stole my damn heart and she did it with class
by Very lucky guy August 5, 2019
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Jane Mcglinn

Jane Mcglinn is my best friend and I would do anything for her. I love her so much and she is the sweetest most amazing person. But I’m better than her at just dance.
Jane Mcglinn is the best
by Bootylord23 August 21, 2022
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Mary Jane

Someone who LOVESSS anime (specifically Fairy Tail) (no judging!!) and is really sweet and awesome. Sure she may have some problems but u need to help her and be there for her when shes down. If you love a Mary Jane or MJ, then she is super cool! NEVER I MEAN EVER BE MEAN TO HER SHE WILL BE MEAN TO U BACK she is such a weeb! ps thats good u know
plus shes real funny!!
Mary Jane: Did u see that episode of fairy tail when...
Mary Jane's friend: yea! Mary Jane ur so funny and cool
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