footjob Friday

On Friday, September 8th. You may receive a footjob from your significant other any time and any place

“Hey bro, you ready for footjob Friday?”
“Hell yeah!”

by notskyler September 4, 2023

black Friday

A time in the year were every one lines up and acts like bitches. They just want fucking discounts. After a day where every one becomes common fat asses.

man: why u fat
man 2: sorry i am bigger than they store
store worker: its time
man 2: i dont feel well
(man2 blows up noise)

it happens on black Friday

by vsco peanut November 5, 2019

Friday Detention

Friday Detention happens on a Friday when students attending High School happens to commit certain offenses like a forged note, truancy, skipping (or to be removed from) office detention, leaving school grounds, insubordination, impersonation, cell phone violations. Typically, Friday Detention starts five to fifteen minutes after school, and does not end until dinner time.

In Gorham HS, Friday Detention starts at 14:15 (2:15 pm) on Friday after school and ends at 17:30 (5:30 pm).

by DieselDorky16 October 4, 2019

friday scaries

A term used exclusively by the homosexual community to describe the Friday after a long week of being very gay.

“Wow Julio, after going to Milan and getting buttfucked for five days straight the Friday scaries are starting to set in”

“Damn dude it’s saturday and you still have the Friday scaries leaking out of you”

by Verygayverybrandon September 27, 2019

pretend friday

The last day of work before any sort of holiday starts that isn't an actual Friday. Also applicable to any form of a day off from something.

Colleague 1: Are you working tomorrow?
Colleague 2: Hell no! Today's pretend Friday

by Hello Kitty 74 April 17, 2019

Ben Friday

Midget

You look like Ben Friday

Your a bitch I’m not that short

by Kekmeidjemmejdixmmdnd July 2, 2019

black friday

The day following thanksgiving when headasses trample each other at stores over deals that aren't that great to begin with. Pretty much a beta test of the purge.

Lamara: Sup, Shalaquandria! Are you gonna go Black Friday shopping?

Shalaquandria: Hell to the naw bitch. I don't feel like dying today.

by mcnuggetdestroyer November 26, 2017