internet vampire

A person who connects to the internet all day at Mcdonalds by buying a refillable dollar coffee.

Joe was internet vampire. He was on the internet all day long at Mcdonalds sucking on his refillable one dollar coffee to pay for it.

by Silver Lion February 5, 2014

Internet cats

The internet equal of the bible.

Guy #1"look, i made this meme!"
Guy#2 "it sucks"
Guy#1" Ill chnage it to an internet cats meme!"
Guy#2"BEST MEME EVER HAHAHAHAHAHAH SO FUNNY"

by spiderpussy April 12, 2015

Internet Savant

A person who uses the internet deftly and creatively to answer questions that people ask them with superhuman speed and quality of result.

Person 1 - "What's the name of that song that Van Morrison sings from the 9 months sound track?"
Person 2 - "Let me look"
2 seconds pass and Person 1 receives an IM for the file transfer of the song.
Person 1 - "Dude, you are a total Internet Savant."
Person 2 - " /bow "

by Biffb December 15, 2008

Send an internet

Sending a message, invitation or other communication by electronic means. This includes e-mail, text, IM, Facebook invite, etc.

Often used when messaging a larger audience that doesn't necessarily have the same preferred means of communication. So some people in the group might get an e-mail, some a text and some a Facebook invite.

Hey, we're having a party on Saturday. Can you send an internet to Cameron, Katia, Corina, Ron, Kevin and Dave?

by RogerTango July 29, 2012

Internet gangsta

Trying to look hard thru a screen usually because they are hoping to gain the respect that they lack in their real life.

Damn that Athena sure is a internet gangsta

by Mrgoodguy August 27, 2021

chulo internet

The internet of a laggy Mexican .

"This nigga got some chulo internet mah nigga"

by ibvoss August 7, 2020

Internet Sensitivity

a condition that results in being easily offended by perceived slights over the internet. usually manifests itself in facebook posts, instant messages, chats, WOW or other mmorpg's. most often, but not always, a direct result of the lack of tone in written/typed communications. also known as I.S.; the act of becoming InSensed.

Dude, you get InSensed real easy! There's no need to act like a vagina and quit our party because you lost the roll for those leggings. You need to take your Internet Sensitivity down a notch.

by jc.palacios December 4, 2010