French People

People who have cool accents but will never top the Irish in skill and alcohol.

French people will never out drink Irish people!

by dononoo December 8, 2010

french cleat

A french cleat is when you shove a spikey shoe in your partners ass on a soccer field in Paris.

I totally gave this girl a french cleat and she loved it.

by Bobcharley January 6, 2020

french sailboat

When two or more males ejaculate into a fleshlight one after another. The fleshlight is not emptied before passing to next participant.

Hey Rich, this 6 pack of Smirnoff ice would go great with a French Sailboat tonight.

by Wad3th February 6, 2018

French revolution

Three participants engaging in alternating french mullets on a singular target.

Me and my two buddies went out drinking one night when we saw this hipster passed out drunk face down on the street and we decided to declare a french revolution on the back of his head!

by DKSTBBRL! November 17, 2019

French Wank

When one cries during/after sex or masturbation.

"You cried after you fucked Max? And Simon? It seems that all you can do these days is French wank."

by Millennial Ghost January 26, 2023

French Bulldozer

To have anal sex with a woman who has never shaved her butthole. The point is to collect as much feces on your penis, like a bulldozer spitting up mud.

Last night me and my gf did a French bulldozer. Took me two hours to clean my dick and four for her to clean her bedroom.

by Anushandler47 November 20, 2019

French Blumpkin

A variation of the traditional Blumpkin, performed while cleaning one's undercarriage on a Bidet.

Always a classy gentlemen, Martine opted to forego the often dirty Blumpkin for the more hygienic French Blumpkin. Stacey was appreciative of the fact she didn't have to taste his shit.

by PV Kings November 12, 2012