That's What She Said

The greatest dirty joke of all time

* Guy sees a table *
Guy says: "Wowww it's (the table) soo biggg!"
Me: "That's what she said!"

by anonymous April 20, 2021

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thats what tommyinnit said

a catchphrase that makes you want to die

person 1 "i shit you not..."
person b "thats what tommyinnit said!!!"

by cucksucker3000 May 6, 2021

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A winning condition of an unknown game that young children play. The goal is to not say 'what' while playing. Common losses are caused by one person saying the others name and they respond with 'What?.'

-Scenario where John wins:
John: Hey Jane!
Jane: What!?
John: You said it!
Jane: Aw, dang it!
-Scenario where Jane wins:
John: Jane, guess what!
Jane: No, you guess!
John: Fine, what?
Jane: You said it, twice!

by EndrDragon44 November 27, 2024

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The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool

The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool means that the "over, wait" part means overweight, but the expression means that it's a perfect comeback to anyone who calls you overweight or fat and you're not obese, but you're still overweight. But the point is that you're still pretty healthy. Maybe the cholesterol is a little high sometimes, but other than that, you eat healthy sometimes and sometimes eat junk food and so who cares if your weight bounces up and down a lot and maybe more up than down. I'm Superman Batman!

Jerk: Haha, You're overweight and fat!

Tony: The doctor said I am over, wait, he meant cool!

People: Cool!

Jerk: *Goes away.

by HawaiianPunch1 December 27, 2024

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