I'm kept

Up to date; I got it. ; I gotchu;

"Hey did you hear that new song?" "Yeah bro I'm kept"

"Hey the part will start at ten ok?" "Sure man, I'm kept"

by Pizzalynx2020 October 10, 2016

I'm board

Hey guess what!
THATS THE DEFINITION OF MY LIFE!!!

HA HA! ha ha

ha.

ha..

I'm so lonely......

I'm board, you just have joined the board club.

(I dare you to make a definition of a word it's super fun)

by math class board..... February 10, 2022

I'm Keished

high asf, or get caught lacking

"Mr. Syvertsen I'm Keishedddddddd"
"Bro I was keished after that blunt"

by bigniggie9669 December 04, 2018

I'm clipped

Meaning that you're done, you're over with it.

*arguement*
"you know what, I'm clipped. This is mad dumb"

by jayden w March 10, 2023

i'm bakered

A Middlesbrough term for being baked or stoned

Mate I'm bakered snoops weed is mint

by Sam Coulton October 31, 2013

I'm on both

Being drunk and high at the same time.

Let's go to the club, because I'm on both!

by DianeP April 07, 2017

i'm simply not there

this is a refrence to american psycho its discribing how hes dead inside.

- i'm simply not there.
- jeez how dead inside are you?

by sticked_chair_man May 05, 2022