Honeycane

When your significant other is so busy doing several things at once that it's best to get out of the way and let them do their thing, or risk getting berated and beaten in the storm's wrath or cause a downpour of emotion.

"Hey hon, aren't you leaving right away?"

"Yeah, I'm scanning the last of the pictures, burning the scans to CDs, drying my hair, and getting ready to leave."

"Ok, I'll stay out of your way, Honeycane."

by J_Boogieman March 24, 2012

Honey-badging

(verb) To act as if you don't give a damn, and not caring what people think. Taking what you want, and saying "Thanks, Stupid!" Derived from the famous Youtube video about the "Crazy, Nastyass Honey Badger."

I was Honey-badging around town last night and took about 7 shots of tequila and made out with 3 guys.

Adele Honey-badges because people tell her to lose weight and she don't care.

I will Honey-badge around this office until I get promoted.

by LaurenB702 August 30, 2012

Honey Suckleing

Honey suckleing is when a man jizzes into another man's beard, the larger the better, and then that same man or any other man sucks it out of his beard by inhaling at the semen within his entangled beard hairs.

This is best performed by burly bear men with either flannel shirts or no shirts on out in the woods during or after chopping down trees, mountaineering, hiking or any other outdoor forest activities.

Josh and Aiden were out in the woods looking for trees to fell for their log cabin getaway location when Josh couldn't resist Aiden's firm ass flexing at every step in front of him on the trail.

After a sappy and sweaty forest floor pounding session Josh pleaded for Aiden to spray his manly load into his beard. Just as the final spurts hit Josh's beard a backpacker appeared from behind a tree and admitted to watching everything go down.

"Excuse me, may I suckle that honey from your beard?" Asked the backpacker.

Aiden and Josh were so startled that they agreed.

After the backpacker finished he exclaimed, "I haven't honey suckled so fine a beard in years."

"Nothing gets me instantly hard like some honey suckleing," said Aiden as he proceeded to bend over the backpacker and go at it again.

by Brawny Man April 24, 2013

Honey Wage

The form of payment you receive through employment in a communist country; described as a 'honey wage' as it is spread out evenly.

I can't afford my bass harmonica, I only get a honey wage.

by biish September 23, 2013

holey hat trick

Having oral, vaginal, and anal sex in the same encounter.

How did it go with that girl last night?

I pulled the holey hat trick!

by Fat Magnus December 9, 2014

honey munchkin

1. What a freshman calls an upperclassman when he/she tries to hit on him/her.
2. A name that pisses a girl off

1. You scared me honey munchkin! Don't do that ever again Iris... See you during lunch :)
2. "What's up Iris the honey munchkin?" "STOP CALLING ME THAT!" "I'm sorry. I won't do it ever again honey munchkin."

by ddawg0926 April 24, 2017

honey bags

A Honey Bag is a female who is the pinnacle of attractivity.

10.1/10

Where the Honey Bags at?

by The Arian Dream July 6, 2017