homo-necro-peda-philiac

a person who engages in sex with a underage dead child of the same sex.... ewwwww

OMG that chick's a homo-necro-peda-philiac! dirty bitch!

by Martin Payne February 3, 2008

Emo Homo

Man who is emotionally gay though not always attracted or interesed in the physical aspects of gaydom.

"Dude, are you sure Mike's not gay?"

"No, man, he's just an emo homo."

by Tabitha324 December 26, 2007

homo fart

A homo fart is a guy blowing off a semen-filled fart.

"Did you just blow a homo fart?" asked Nathan.

"Er... of course not," stammered Luigi.

"I can smell the jizz, dude," said Nathan.

Luigi turned bright red and ran away.

by scodder June 16, 2010

Homo-Blue Eyes

insanely bright eyes...also "serial killer eyes" if you have a relationship with a person who has this physical attribute it is often startling when you gaze over at them in the morning.....

My ex boyfriend, Steven had homo-blue eyes and I would jump fifty feet when he'd stare at me.

by Amanda July 2, 2004

Homo Erotic Attention Deficit

A disorder where the victim suffers mild to acute cases of inattention and distractability when faced with a homo-erotic situation.

Paul's Homo Erotic Attention Deficit (H.E.A.D.) has been acting up again. He can't do his homework and just stares at Eric.

by Brian Simmons January 12, 2009

homely

1. A word that describes people lacking in social graces and taste.

2. An adjective for objects that no one could find appealling except ironically.

Check out that homely girl in the kitten sweater! She has clearly never seen a hair brush in her life time.

My grandmother just knit me a super homely scarf which I will wear only for its amusment factor. Also my neck will appreciate its total dedication to warmth.

by lol cat December 21, 2008

Homo erectus

Homo erectus, also known as the Neanderthal tribe, coexisted with the Cromagnon tribe (which became modern man) for quite some time. Later, when Cromagnon found out that Neanderthal was Homo erectus, Cromagnon, being very bigoted in those days, wiped out Neanderthal, or, at least, that is the majority opinion.

A minority opinion is that some men of the Neanderthal tribe married women of the Cromagnon tribe so as to blend in, while hiding their true nature as Homo erectus. Maybe they closed their eyes and/or turned off the lights, and imagined they were having sex with other Homo erectus, no one knows for sure. According to this opinion, the Homo erectus still live among us as a genetic variation even within otherwise Cromagnon families. Sometimes Homo erectus will even marry each other, but, like most hybrids, they are unable to reproduce with each other, making them dependant upon Cromagnon in order to have natural children.

by Hansel VanEnema January 29, 2007