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Canadian Handshake

Being the double-fisting lushes they are, a Canadian Handshake is when two Canucks greet eachother while both have a beer in each hand. In passing, they klink their cans of Labatt's Ice together and stumble on their merry way.
Terry and Ed bumped into eachother at the hockey party and gave eachother a Canadian Handshake. Terry likes men and Ed harms small forest animals.
by JesseDuplantis January 19, 2012
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Landshark

Po Po, The Fuzz, Jakes, 5-0, PIGS, COPS
Yo put dat crack down son, I just saw a Landshark creep by.
by FITZRIGHT January 9, 2010
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Landshark

A sexual position in which a woman stands naked with her front up against a wall and a man with a gigantic boner runs from across the room and rams himself into her.
John had a giant boner so he landsharked suzy
by Mr. Blue September 1, 2004
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Portuguese handshake

Upon greeting a woman, a man will slap each of the woman's boobs with the corresponding hand. This informal greeting is usually performed after the consumption of alcohol.
All of the men who took part in the gang bang greeted Gianna Michaels with a 'Portuguese handshake'.
by The Tool Shed December 4, 2011
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Glasgow Handshake

To smack somebody over the head with a glass bottle.
"D'ye hear Willie's in the hospital wi' some stitches?"
"Naw, what happened?"
"He was badmouthing Tam's bird when she wallopped him one wi' her ginger bottle, a right glasgow handshake"
by Boabby the barman December 19, 2014
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Caribbean Handshake

An 8 step handshake process unique to local Islanders in the Netherlands Antilles. It begins with a traditional handshake, then slides into interlocking thumbs, next to a circular thumb grip, followed by three fist bumps and conculded by the presentation of one's forarm across the chest.
Wow, how did you learn that Caribbean handshake.
by Voodoo Dude October 18, 2008
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frat handshake

Grabbing another guy on the ass as a friendly greeting.
Finally spotting Dylan at the party, Terry walked up to him and gave him a frat handshake.
by mikemachine35r September 29, 2011
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