Hobo Toe

When you have a yellow crusty decaying toenail on your big toe.

Please get your hobo toe away from me.

by Weena Chong July 5, 2022

Hobo Napsack

Where your put your testicles on the eyes of a passed out person on a train. Usually one testicle for each eye.

I was riding on a train, saw this woman passed out and gave her the Hobo Napsack.

by Ty is awesome July 23, 2022

Hobo's bagpipes

Gutter whore who not unlike the bagpipes getting filled with air gets blown full of nasty hobo semen. A little squeeze and horrible sounds and of course semen will project outwards.

Damn what happened to you at that Phis concert you smell like a Hobo's bagpipes!

by Jackal178 January 6, 2023

hobo pop up pimp

A person who acts like a hobo around there friends but is really the pimp of the group

Look the hobo pop up pimp is in the room let's go hang with him

by Shreksmommy February 25, 2023

Hobo Fucking

A form of a sexual position where a male is behind a female or a male is behind a male in a laid down position penetrating the vagina or anus.

The misses and I tried hobo fucking last night to try to spice things up

by Bigsexy029 April 23, 2023

Hobo Magician

Be weary of these creatures as they posses mind blowing half ass skills. Often referred to as Sam, Samuel or even Sam-Wells, these disgusting shoeless vagrants can cast spells of wonder and fuckery.

Found in the heart of hoboville, PA they squat in abandoned structures like churches or similar structures. These nasty piece of shit wizards never wear shoes and can be spotted by the sight of feet that could gag a maggot.

Stay far away from these diseased shitbags as they will accompanied by filthy cats and possums. The cats are whores who will fuck fo sho.

“Did you see that hobo magician driving that gross Expedition?”

“Yeah, that’s Sam-Wells his cat is a whore!!”

by Sam’s Shit Wagon June 13, 2023

hobo joed

When you stick your tongue in ones ear and wiggle it ( wiggle wiggle ;) ) around getting all sloppy and wet making the other scream in terror

Tyler hobo joed me last night and i was grossed out.

by Megatron94xo June 16, 2023