Guitar Swag

1). When girls flock to guys playing guitars, regardless of the guy's skill. Guys with this kind of guitar swag are usually extremely attractive to begin with.

2). Holding and/or playing a guitar solely for the purpose of attracting members of the opposite sex. The people with this kind of guitar swag are often devoid of actual talent and/or skill.

3). The results of actually being awesome at playing guitar, to the point that the ladies flock. The ones who possess this kind of guitar swag often are too busy being awesome at guitar to notice all the ladies.

See: Guitar slut, guitar whore.

It's your guitar swag, dude. Wake up.

by Theodore Geisel April 12, 2011

guitardo

A retarded guido. Commonly used to refer to cast members of the MTV show Jersey Shore.

Masculine: guitardo(s). Feminine: guitardette(s).

Human Being: Hey, what are you doing today?

Guido: G.T.L. baby. Gym, tanning, laundry. You gotta do the guido handbook.

Human Being: Wow! You f*#%ing guitardo! No! Bad guitardo!

by Ricardo Pellitardo August 6, 2011

piano guitar

Guitar used by snoop in the video clip Sexual Eruption. Banned from the world in 1970 it's very rare and almost impossible to find legally.

Snoop Dogg is a Pimp Using this piano guitar.

by Samuel Gagné January 7, 2008

Air Guitar

For people that try to hard to be cool.

P1: "Hey man, check out my air guitar skillz with a 'z'!"
P2: "No man, you suck... you suck man titties."

by dixintha March 27, 2008

Guitarded

A person who thinks he's/she's cool because they play guitar.

Stop being so guitarded, you can barely play that thing!

by Stuart Mizrahi October 18, 2008

Bird Guitar

When a person plays an "air guitar" but uses his penis for the strings.

Perry played the best bird guitar solo to "Guns N Roses - November Rain"

by MarcD August 22, 2006

guitar face

The look on a guitar player's face while playing guitar. It can be pleasure, pain or even gas?

Benjamin Johnson's got some mad guitar face.

by fallforyou March 30, 2008