Grumpy man cigar

I dirty old man - Who has done meth / pain pills most of his life

Has barley any teeth if none, a perverted nasty gossiper who is usually covered with old man moles. Has nothing else to do with the rest of his pathetic life but smoke cigars, stink and talk shit about everyone.

Did you see the maintenance man Nickolas?
He's a real grumpy man cigar isn't he ?!!!!

by Anteater555 December 14, 2022

Grumpy man cigar

A nasty old man who stinks up the place with cigars has used pain pills and crack his whole life. is a pervert usually covered in nasty black moles has greasy shaggy hair.

Has nothing else to do with his miserable life but visit his diner smoke nasty cigars and talk about people with his other pervert old men friends. NASTY PUKE 🤢

Hey Ryan did you see the maintenance man?????
He's a real grumpy man cigar isn't he??????

by Anteater555 December 14, 2022

Grump Munchin

The angry response to licking your girlfriend on demand. Usually because the licker has somewhere to go (i.e. a job, a meeting, watch football on TV.

Sorry I am late, but I had some grump munchin to do before she would let me leave the house.

by anonymous January 5, 2023

grumple zone

The area around Greenbay Packers fans after Aaron Rodgers loses another home 'playoff' game.

Tommy's grumple zone is so big today I had to move my fishing hole to the other side of the lake.

by therealdiddypop January 10, 2023

Grumpasourous

A meal old creature that comes out when it rains and makes you a grumpy old turd

Often found in the Clarksville region of Middle Tennessee

This weather has you acting like a real grumpasourous

by Smartasskids January 18, 2023

grump

Specifically an old person farting because it sounds like someone making a grumpy noise. Can be used to describe any exertion of air from the anal cavity in a comical *making fun of* manner.

Did that old dude just walk by grump. Omg he did it smells terrible and he didn’t even flinch haha.

by SavageArmy07 January 22, 2023

Grumpter

Grumpter-When you fart and it travels up to that pooswatcha because your pants are too tight and it is released...

-a queef that started out as a fart

That fart turned into a grumpter because her pants are too tight!

by Sheryl Buzzard February 5, 2023