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Grandma

The over hyped version of your mom. All grandma’s do are baked cookies and hang your school picture on the wall
Look at that baker lady, she’ll make a great grandma.
by Jewish microwave April 8, 2020
mugGet the Grandmamug.

Grandma H

Grandma h is the grandma of hell kids when doing drugs say let’s make it grandma H in here
Grandma H about to start
by Fhydhjvc July 17, 2022
mugGet the Grandma Hmug.

Grandma

The person in your life that gives you free money and smells like shit then u have to deal with her dying like 15 years into your life, your grandma is dead kid stay mad🤩
by qeyton August 22, 2022
mugGet the Grandmamug.

mexican grandma

Literally can headshot you with a slipper from miles away, the bane of your ass, can still make food that tastes like your in highest part of heaven, still works hard even when you tell them to rest since they did enough for their years alive and deserve to get something back (same with your grandma, go say thank you for what she did for you)
Damn my mexican grandma threw a slipper so far it my ass without any misses
by Mexican Seal April 18, 2021
mugGet the mexican grandmamug.

grandma stain

when you poop in someone else's toilet
"oh no, but it seems like i have dropped a grandma stain"
by milksource101 June 29, 2017
mugGet the grandma stainmug.
A phrase used to give someone an excuse not to hangout because you are fucking someone
When you are having sex you’re watering your grandma’s garden
by Camryn and Conrad January 10, 2019
mugGet the watering your grandma’s gardenmug.

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