gooch monger

A guy who likes his gooch being felt and/or licked by other men.

"Nathan's a faggit" said Brock. "Yeah, he's a fuckin' gooch monger" replied Josh.

by JuManGiman September 13, 2006

gooch

The nick name for the Japanese second baseman on the Chicago White Sox.

(Gooch makes a great play)

Crowd: GOOOOOOOOOOOCH!!!!!

by pat hughes July 16, 2006

loose gooch

the definition of a loose gooch is when a guy is getting pounded in the ass and the guy doing the fucking pulls out consecutively. The gooch is then repeatedly pounded like pizza dough with a sledge hammer.

God, Dygert gave me such a pounding i have a loose gooch.

I pounded dygerts tight lil butthoe all night long, and after that fucking, hoo, that was the loosest gooch i eva seen.

by Ihaveapoopyfetish September 13, 2004

Gooch

1: The most precious skin on the male body, connecting the lower Ball-Sack to the Anus.

2: Deity of all that is pure and just in the universe: Beer, Ganja, and especially Poontang.

1. You know she loves you if she licks your gooch.

2. Ye who enter the Sorority Slut's Vagina, pray to Gooch, and find solace in his Name, so that He may Protect thy Wang from the accursed Herpes of the Genital.

by EarlyTimes666 July 3, 2011

gooch tit

a gooch tit is a titty that leaks stuff that is like the sweat on the gooch.

man she has a gooch tit, her tits leak just the sweat of a gooch!

by twatolia February 18, 2008

Goochie momma

A mother who is fat or over weight with stretch marks and salulite and dresses hoochie

that goochie momma lets it all hang out, no shame in her game

by ~.~whistle~.~ March 30, 2010

Gooch Slap

noun. 1. The "slap noise" a males testicles make when hitting the gooch while thrusting during the doggy position in sexual intercourse.

2. The "slap noise" male testicles make when a girl is on her back and the guy is doing work during sexual intercourse.

verb. "Gooch Slapping" - The act of causing a gooch slap.

Noun. She got the gooch slap last night.

Verb. I was gooch slapping like it was my job last night.

by John Schomaker August 20, 2010