Gone south of retarded

When something is worse than what it was prior

I've gone south of retarded after my forth bottle of Cisco

by mts666 November 12, 2009

Gone Griswold

To attach a large amount of electric Christmas lights to the exterior of your home. Derived from Clark Griswold, the expert of exterior illumination.

"DAMN. My next-door-neighbor has done Gone Griswold all over the outside of his freakin' crib!!"

by Cousin Eddie Johnson December 19, 2009

goobelgoobelsmitch

A funny looking but cute young man, who does not gooble but goobels when trying to laugh. Socially awkward and usually comes from Connecticut. His interests include; calling people dad, and pregnant african girls.

Girl: Hes kinda cute...
Other girl: Dont even think about it, hes a goobelgoobelsmitch

by Ms. Clever April 7, 2011

goner boner

Read as goh-ner boh-ner, gah-ner bah-ner or really any way it rhymes, it's an erection on the other side of the penis hardness curve. Usually happens in the worst of moments, and the sometimes sudden limpness can be caused by nervousness, temperature changes, alcohol consumption, vigorous foreplay, age, or the sudden realization of who your partner is.

Medical term is limpus dickus.

He said "Let's do it, waste not a boner", but by the time we got there it was a goner boner.

by Octogenerarian April 22, 2018

goober juice

When a fat neck drinks mad hotdog water and throws up everywhere, this is called goober juice.

Man Billy just hawked up some mad goober juice.

by iEvxnn November 20, 2017

The Gone Jackals

A hard rock music group of late 80's,sound tracks of "full throttle" game

A: what group do you like ?
B: THe Gone Jackals

by JohnnyReb March 22, 2008

nose goober

A globule of snot and nasal mucus that hangs as a droplet from the edge of the nostril

Like a heavy raindrop suspended from his nostril, the nose goober dangled in the air; I quietly handed him a tissue.

by Dr. Pho December 21, 2008