To browse the Internet for the porns. Usually initiated by a Google search, on Chrome, in incognito mode.
Ryan: bruh my girl broke up with me on Snapchat!
Brad: Just smoke a splif and Google the goods bro. You'll be aight by morning
Brad: Just smoke a splif and Google the goods bro. You'll be aight by morning
by La Furia Latina July 20, 2016
When a friend looked up the subject we were discussing on his phone and showed me that I was wrong, I thought, "Man, I've just been google spanked!"
by Happy Pilot March 12, 2014
When you get drunk and commence googling past loves, potential loves, anyone who has made you eat sour grapes.
by The Googler August 16, 2008
by asdfjkl,xmzcbh May 22, 2017
1. Any form of personal computer with access to the interweb, most commonly used for searching porn and stock quotes.
by Demarke October 27, 2008
Not to be confused with a Google Bomb
A Google Vomit is a Google search linked in an attempt to discredit an opponent in a discussion, usually in a forum or blog, with no clue as to what link in that search is important to the discussion.
It is done in an attempt to overwhelm an opponent with cites, the one that made the search usually does not bother to check if the links are relevant, the one making the Google Vomit expects his/her opponent to do the effort to find the relevant citations. It's an attempt to discourage an opponent or to make him/her waste time.
Google searches give you thousands if not millions of links, one gets a "vomit" of information because it usually includes contradictory or irrelevant citations when there is no specific link pointed at.
This applies also when a dishonest or clueless debater tells an opponent to do a search engine and search for specific words, once again, there is no mention of what specific cite to check.
A Google Vomit is a Google search linked in an attempt to discredit an opponent in a discussion, usually in a forum or blog, with no clue as to what link in that search is important to the discussion.
It is done in an attempt to overwhelm an opponent with cites, the one that made the search usually does not bother to check if the links are relevant, the one making the Google Vomit expects his/her opponent to do the effort to find the relevant citations. It's an attempt to discourage an opponent or to make him/her waste time.
Google searches give you thousands if not millions of links, one gets a "vomit" of information because it usually includes contradictory or irrelevant citations when there is no specific link pointed at.
This applies also when a dishonest or clueless debater tells an opponent to do a search engine and search for specific words, once again, there is no mention of what specific cite to check.
1) "This -link to a Google Vomit- shows that there are 1,000,005 mentions of 'XXXX', so when you claim that 'XXXX' does not exist you are an ignorant!"
2) "Hah! you are a clueless dolt! Look for xxxx and xxxxx in Google! See what you get? I win!"
2) "Hah! you are a clueless dolt! Look for xxxx and xxxxx in Google! See what you get? I win!"
by Eduardo del Norte January 04, 2012
when your feelings for googleand its doodles are way more stronger than other research platforms you use ily google and also when you read google multiple times without pausing it starts becoming weirder and weirder
by the one who loves google November 25, 2018