Ghost Fart

When someone passes gas within a group of people and no one knows who did it

Guy 1: "Dude that's nasty was that you?"
Guy 2: "No, was it you?"
Guy 1: "No, I swear."
Both guys: "GHOST FART"

by Funnyguy2314443423 September 26, 2013

ghost crap

when you feel like you're going to take a crap but nothing or almost nothing comes out.

Billy: Dude, I gotta take a huge dump
Brian: Awesome.
Billy: Damnit, it was a ghost crap. I didn't crap anything at all.

by kilometeros July 11, 2008

ghost taste

the familiar taste that accompanies a post-meal burp. it's like deja-vu in your mouth.

Man jo, I just caught a straight ghost taste from that barbeque earlier.

by Francis Ford Dopella March 26, 2011

ghost mode

When a driver of a vehicle turns all of their lights off (especially headlights) during driving at night.

Kyle went into ghost mode and I freaked out, what if someone hit us!

by BP253 May 22, 2011

ghost poop

Has a few meanings, but i’ll say the most popular one first

1. When you wipe your ass and the toilet paper has little to no shit on it

2. when you shit the biggest one ever and it disappears

P1: Dude, that was a quick shit.. how come?
P2: Ghost poop, dude.
P1: nice.

P: my shit is gone?? i didn’t flush tho!

by DangitBob May 03, 2018

ghost move

Cheating on your partner without their knowing, mainly at night or at a beach

ma lawd, i gern on dat ghost move, way down by sally sue, who all just me and you, wha we ga do...ROOM FOR 2!!!

by bahamian ghost writer February 09, 2008

ghost poo

A poo excreted in which requires no whiping afterwards, seeming as though it didnt occur in the first place.

A ghost poo usually tends to be hard (no smearing) and thick causing the anal rectum to enlarge and expand wide enough that it doesnt touch the hole, or the cheeks.

Andy thanked higher forces somewhere beyond our world knowing he was lucky that no wiping was required today for his grandfather Ernest. Ernest had a "ghost poo."

by Casbar Gomez January 16, 2004