When your real estate agent gives you an expectation of what you could expect for your property but once you sign their contract they spend their whole time lowering your expectations and pushing you to take a low offer.
My agent totally Gary Peer'd me! They said $500k would be a realistic expectation but then we signed and they said we should expect $400k, our property was passed in at auction!
by creature15 March 24, 2021
Get the Gary Peer'dmug. When your spouse or friend annoyingly buddyf#@ks you.
Originated on a flight from San Jose, CA to Honolulu, HI where a guy named Gary let his TSA precheck expire so got separated from his wife going through security. Somehow Gary was able to board first and as he was about to sit, an older gentleman asked if he minded changing seats across the isle. He agreed and 5 minutes later his wife arrived and saw him in the wrong seat leaving her stuck in the window with two elderly physically challenged people while Gary sat next to a fine young whine girl across the isle. She loudly proclaimed from 5 rows ahead "so what, we're not sitting together on this 5 hour flight?" He innocently replied "no honey, I switched seats." As she squeezed passed the old people to get into her window seat, she loudly sighed "Thanks, Gary...".
Gary later asked if he would like her to switch back to which she replied with an ice cold "NO!" Gary was not going to have a great Hawaiian vacation.
Originated on a flight from San Jose, CA to Honolulu, HI where a guy named Gary let his TSA precheck expire so got separated from his wife going through security. Somehow Gary was able to board first and as he was about to sit, an older gentleman asked if he minded changing seats across the isle. He agreed and 5 minutes later his wife arrived and saw him in the wrong seat leaving her stuck in the window with two elderly physically challenged people while Gary sat next to a fine young whine girl across the isle. She loudly proclaimed from 5 rows ahead "so what, we're not sitting together on this 5 hour flight?" He innocently replied "no honey, I switched seats." As she squeezed passed the old people to get into her window seat, she loudly sighed "Thanks, Gary...".
Gary later asked if he would like her to switch back to which she replied with an ice cold "NO!" Gary was not going to have a great Hawaiian vacation.
I raced home to enjoy the last piece of cheesecake I'd been thinking about all day and when I looked it was gone. My wife had given it to the dog. Thanks Gary!...
by Lefty5string November 23, 2023
Get the Thanks Gary!mug. I still can't believe she performed a Salty Gary on me last night. That stripper was worth ALL the money.
by Aylig July 18, 2022
Get the Salty Garymug. Gari is meaning sand, in an undefined number, so also being able to mean a desert etc. A word from a already extinct language. Its also the name of a song by ERBeats
by LenoxHD June 23, 2021
Get the Garimug. The art of playing a game infront of a women and slipping off a chair and releasing fatal gas in her face.
Let’s play cards against humanities
Gary laughs and falls out of chair whilst releasing an elephant size amount of gas performing a dirty Gary
Come on kids let’s go home
Gary laughs and falls out of chair whilst releasing an elephant size amount of gas performing a dirty Gary
Come on kids let’s go home
by Gary brown February 25, 2024
Get the Dirty Garymug. An unstoppable force of unexplained universal powers. Only Gary is blessed with this. No matter what happens in the end, Gary Luck will always make sure things work out for the better for Gary.
by God 27 August 11, 2022
Get the GARY LUCKmug. 