hi gamer

greetings to your fellow gamer who plays video games and stuff

person 1: hi gamer.
person 2: hello.

by girfious October 27, 2023

Gamer Stance

A stance taken by gamers and incels alike. It is when the ochinchin of the gamer is in one hand, nintendo switch joy con in the other, and gamer girl bath water in the mouth. The gamer is also squatting over a gamer chair, while playing Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.

Gamer Kazuma and Carcinoma Glia are in gamer stance, while playing on their Nintendo 5.

by Gamer Kazuma January 23, 2020

basement gamer

Someone who lives in their mothers basement and plays video games all day

Man that fuckin no-life is a basement gamer!

by Dawcy wacy March 26, 2016

Meat gamer

An engineer that prefers to have his meat displayed on a charcuterie board in a pattern based on his favorite video game.

Did you see how that meat gamer named Patrick adjusted his pocket salami to look like a Pikachu?

by Snuggie January 7, 2022

gamer's eyeball

A common affliction among gamers where playing video games for several hours straight results in aching eyes that feel as if they are going to explode or pop out. This feeling can last for hours or maybe even the whole day.

1.
Gamer: My gamer's eyeball is killing me, who's that on the map, n00braep?
Other Gamer: Maybe we should take a break it's three in the morning.
Gamer: Sure, but after this next checkpoint.

2.
Gamer: Man I've got a bad case of gamer's eyeball; I can't see anything, and it hurts when I roll my eyes.
Mom: Maybe that's God telling you to do your homework.
Gamer: Get back in the kitchen.

by modsirius July 6, 2009

Gamer Eye

A stinging sensation occurring in either eye as a result of intense focus amongst a screen of any kind, without blinking for periods at a time. Symptoms can include red eyes and thoughts of gaming. Gamers experiencing Gamer Eye longer than 5.235790292 seconds should report to their local Optometrist immediately as extreme cases have been shown to result in Gamer Eyetis, an intense pain resulting in 10 second gamer eye conditions only the elitist of gamers have ever truly experienced.

Gamer: aye scape why u got gamer eye

scape: counting this edit frame for frame to unsure minimal fps

by Entai December 1, 2018

Mobile Gamer

A person who plays games on a mobile platform. Yes we are gamers.

PC Gamer: I use PC!
Mobile Gamer: I use mobile
Other dude: OK

by MRMIDNIGHT0408 February 24, 2022