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hi gamer

greetings to your fellow gamer who plays video games and stuff
person 1: hi gamer.
person 2: hello.
by girfious October 27, 2023
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Gamer Stance

A stance taken by gamers and incels alike. It is when the ochinchin of the gamer is in one hand, nintendo switch joy con in the other, and gamer girl bath water in the mouth. The gamer is also squatting over a gamer chair, while playing Super Smash Bros. Ultimate.
Gamer Kazuma and Carcinoma Glia are in gamer stance, while playing on their Nintendo 5.
by Gamer Kazuma January 23, 2020
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basement gamer

Someone who lives in their mothers basement and plays video games all day
Man that fuckin no-life is a basement gamer!
by Dawcy wacy March 26, 2016
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Meat gamer

An engineer that prefers to have his meat displayed on a charcuterie board in a pattern based on his favorite video game.
Did you see how that meat gamer named Patrick adjusted his pocket salami to look like a Pikachu?
by Snuggie January 7, 2022
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gamer's eyeball

A common affliction among gamers where playing video games for several hours straight results in aching eyes that feel as if they are going to explode or pop out. This feeling can last for hours or maybe even the whole day.
1.
Gamer: My gamer's eyeball is killing me, who's that on the map, n00braep?
Other Gamer: Maybe we should take a break it's three in the morning.
Gamer: Sure, but after this next checkpoint.

2.
Gamer: Man I've got a bad case of gamer's eyeball; I can't see anything, and it hurts when I roll my eyes.
Mom: Maybe that's God telling you to do your homework.
Gamer: Get back in the kitchen.
by modsirius July 6, 2009
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Gamer Disorder

A problem or pain caused by extensive game playing.
Gamer Palm is a Gamer Disorder that happens to Computer Gamers.

Gamer Thumb is a Gamer Disorder that happens at the thumb.
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Dogwater Gamer

Bottom of the board trash
Degenerate in thought
Refusal to see anyone's perspective
Blinded by anger
Look at this dogwater gamer malding in chat, mentally booming.
by Grimey savages March 29, 2021
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