Grease Wig

When your bald but cant afford a wig so you shave your pubes and put them on your head.

Good ol Larry: Yo did you get a hair transplant?
Good ol Thompson: Nah dude this was a grease wig, Im poor af!

by Good Ol Dude March 14, 2019

Greasy Dump Bees

Bees that fly around ricky because hes covered in garbage juices and soda sugar, especially when he is recycling old cans.

Ricky:Ahh fuckin dump bees!!!
Bubbles:Ahh get them off,Get them off!!!
Greasy Dump Bees

by Beanzy_94 March 31, 2019

Greasy Steamer

when your female counter part is absolutely blasting your horn

person 1: hey bro, want a greasy steamer?
person 2: of course, don’t forget the balls!

by PINOCHAPUNISHER69 March 21, 2020

Greasy Hammer

When one applies Mayo to his genitalia And performs anal Intercourse then proceeds to vaginal intercourse without sanitizing his genitalia

Ahhh man i was doggin this chick in the ass last night and pulled out and stuck my greasy hammer right back in her p***y

- J.T.

by Johnny IV April 21, 2020

Greasy Drew

Greasy Drew (n,adj) : an Andrew that only comes alive on the weekend. This state of grease typically comes after a bit of alcohol and can be noticed through actions such as slurring his words, or getting a bit handsy with the gender of his choice. A greasy drew is often seen studying hard during the week and blacking out on the weekend.

I always thought Andrew was such a nerd, but after seeing him last weekend I know that he is just a Greasy Drew.

by Natty Frank October 22, 2020

Grease Throat

When you eat something greasy and your throat gets coated in grease. When you clear your throat that sound you make is called grease throat.

After eating all that Chinese food I got major Grease Throat.

by Naked Zebra April 1, 2021

GreaserGals

Juicy-Patch, Long-Stitch and Curly-Pop are the bestest besties in the world. The baddest bleeps you’ve ever seen. #Friendshipgoals #besties4eva #bff’s

Did you see those GreaserGals? They are such goals I wish we were cool like them.

by emnet June 23, 2021