Fuzzy Shit Munchkin

When your dad comes home from a long day of work at Bosch on a Saturday and had a couple beers and wants some of that nice tight hairy asshole that you've been hiding in your pants.

"Son bring over that fuzzy shit munchkin so daddy can have himself a good time." -Dad

"I'm just a kid!!!!" -Son

by BoschDaddy May 4, 2020

Concrete fuzzies

A description of the balance between concrete evidence and warm and fuzzy comments when writing a recommendation for someone (esp on LinkedIn).

Person 1: "I'm going to write a recommendation on LinkedIn for my coworker"
Person 2: "Make sue you include the concrete fuzzies"

by NibyNool October 7, 2020

Fuzzy gum

When you blow a bubble of gum in class but forget you're still masked and the gum collects the fuzz from the inside of your mask and makes it taste fuzzy.

"Damn, my fuzzy gum is so fuzzy after I blew that bubble!"

by Weather Report December 10, 2021

fuzzy-wuzzy

indistinct; vague; obscure. A reduplication of 'fuzzy'.

There is a fuzzy-wuzzy line of distinction between the two.

by uttam maharjan September 5, 2011

fuzzy snap dragon

Slang for vagina or pussy

I got stuck in that fuzzy snap dragon last night

by Dildobitsarecandycorn May 28, 2018

Fuzzy MacGyver

Having sexual intercourse with a woman in a body of water, and a fish comes up and nibbles your anus.

Jamie was telling Bobby how having sex with his girlfriend in Lake Winnipesaukee turned into a Fuzzy MacGyver when all of a sudden a fish came up and nibbled his corn hole.

by Just one of the Fuzzies September 3, 2013

the fuzzy grin

When a girl with braces gives you head and gets pubes stuck in her brackets

My girlfriend just got braces the other day. She decided to give me head and later on, while talking to her mom, she smiled to reveal a smile full of pubes, the fuzzy grin

by big_papa February 8, 2015