futuremark

A defininition of sever slowness or an example of people tripping over wires.

These servers suck!

Worm did it again!!

by howesey November 13, 2003

futare

Latin for the verb: to fuck

VAE!! VOLO ILLA PULCHRA FUTARE!!

"damn!! I want to bed that hot girl!!''

by MirValeriaPoplicola September 3, 2009

futurama nerd

Someone that watches futurama and other matt groening things and totally is obsessed, has a small weener, and masturbated frequently

Did you see that futurama nerd on Efnet offering oral favors for pre-airs?

whats a gaybee

by Jon Himself March 26, 2003

Futured

When a artist release several albums in a short span of time without you knowing

Damn future has futured the game

by Doc awesome0995 February 27, 2017

Futuristic Nonscence

1.) Things that people say in the future that make no sence what so ever but sounds important.

1.) The complexity of this unorbic doctrin exseeds my prelider by using the gralticulaty of the modified flagella. In conclusion, the dytocin of the yerworky was very buytinually sinister.

by Pope John Paul III April 30, 2005

Alternate Futures

Alternate Futures is this ability to go and try to do different things without any of the consequences. You can just revert to a save point in your mind.

Like, you have this set button on you, and when you hit it, anything you do can be reset to that time when you hit the set button

That way you could do whatever you want. Hit the set button, go punch your father and then hit reset. No consequences. It's insane.

Wow

Yo dawg, last night I alternate futured myself, took a plane to LA and met Bruce Willis...

by Alex Edwards August 16, 2005

futuremark

an act of asking graphics-related question on an online forum.

I want to futuremark my Radeon.

by Wesley May 27, 2003