(n) One who felches. By definition must be male, or at least have masculine genitalia.
(v) abv. Felch'er: Instruction to a man to felch his female sexual partner. (Short for) Felch her.
(v) abv. Felch'er: Instruction to a man to felch his female sexual partner. (Short for) Felch her.
(n) Everytime I kiss Ramon, I am reminded that he is a felcher
(v) Ramon, Why don't you felch'er like the dirty anal cum loving slut that she is?
(v) Ramon, Why don't you felch'er like the dirty anal cum loving slut that she is?
by Matt May 1, 2003
Get the felcher mug.The act of orally drawing a mixture of semen, vomit, blood, and fecal residue from the anus of a sexual partner with a large wide straw following vigourous anal penetration with large objects.
by Richard Chode June 27, 2007
Get the Chunky Feltch mug.1) A ball of male ejaculate filled with feces that has been sucked out of the anal sphincter by mouth while nothing seems to be going as planned.
2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.
2) A horribly vile name to call someone who has so far surpassed douchebag status that no other words can possibly express their level of filthy assholery.
That is a shit infested cum bubble from a felching fiasco.
You are such a shit infested cum bubble from a felching fiasco.
You are such a shit infested cum bubble from a felching fiasco.
by Big Nasty T September 15, 2009
Get the shit infested cum bubble from a felching fiasco mug.When you cum in her hand while she's asleep andthen tickel her nose with a feather so she slaps it all over her face.....she got feather busted
by bos December 18, 2015
Get the feather busted mug.Tarring and feathering was a physical punishment, used to enforce formal justice in feudal Europe and informal justice in Europe.
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A retarded person who parades in a feather boa.
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A retarded person who parades in a feather boa.
Guilty Man in Feudal Europe: For the love of Christ this tar is hot, keep that roster away from me!
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Wow, did you see Paris Hilton, she's really tard & feathered!
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Wow, did you see Paris Hilton, she's really tard & feathered!
by Bubble August 15, 2006
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1. the state between dying and death
2. when one can't spell anything because they're too high
noun
1. a person who is going to die in 1 second
2. a high person who can't spell
1. the state between dying and death
2. when one can't spell anything because they're too high
noun
1. a person who is going to die in 1 second
2. a high person who can't spell
by Chinese Monk Mon May 22, 2013
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