Not to be confused with the angry
pirate, the angry dragon or anything similar, the angry farmer is a legendary, albeit mythical sex move, used to make a friend jealous, or as an act of vengeance against a boyfried or
lover.
Little is known of the angry farmer, apart from that the female partner needs to be
UBER flexible, the first part hurts, but after that multiple orgasms are guaranteed.
Example 1:
RiRi - Hey Mitch, you know that chick that you like?
Mitch - Yeah, why?
RiRi - Well... She was over before... She's SO FLEXIBLE!!
Mitch - WTF, you cunt.
RiRi - Yeah, gave her the angry farmer... I'd heard about it, but i didnt think it was POSSIBLE. Like its
pretty gnarly man. The first part sorta hurts, but after that, we're talking multiple OMGasms.
Mitch - *kills self*
Example 2:
Girlfriend - Hey
honey....
Boyfriend - Yeah
babe?
Girlfriend - You know that
guy... The one you hate?
Boyfriend - Yeah, that
faggot?
Girlfriend - I was over at his house before... He gave me the angry farmer. I orgasmed seven times. By the way, it's over between you and me. Ha ha.
Boyrfriend - *kills self*