French People

People who have cool accents but will never top the Irish in skill and alcohol.

French people will never out drink Irish people!

by dononoo December 08, 2010

French Picnic

When you go down on someone and get a troublesome pubic hair lodged in the back of your throat.

"Our first date was going swell...until he gave me a french picnic."

by goat_job May 18, 2017

French Nun

To find or hire a French nun is to contract a prostitute for the sole purpose of making out. The "French" part of the phrase refers to the kissing of the same name, while the "nun" part refers to a long-archaic double entendre wherein "nunnery" could refer also to a house of prostitution.

You'll find me in Paris hiring a French nun - I feel like brushing up my kissing skills.

by rapidlydecayingjoj October 13, 2017

French Errand

To aquire a large portion of drugs or money by the sale of drugs. Typically refering to marijuana.

"Hey ill be right back I need to run a French errand"

Person one: "Bro, howd you get all that money?"
Person two: "Oh you know, I ran a French errand"

by Maximillianare December 29, 2018

french cleat

A french cleat is when you shove a spikey shoe in your partners ass on a soccer field in Paris.

I totally gave this girl a french cleat and she loved it.

by Bobcharley January 07, 2020

jack french

Jack french is a ginger chubby male who likes the taste of small children particularly ages 10 and below

Have you seen that scary man over there. It must be jack french

by Nathan the beast September 05, 2021

French Laxative

The name for the often shit-provoking combination of a cup of coffee and a cigarette, both of which are stimulants and thus help to get the bowels rolling. Named for the popular French pastime of lounging in a café with a roll-up. And, of course, laxatives.

"I had a cig and a cup of coffee and then I really needed a shit."
"Aha! The old French Laxative!"

by jend000 December 18, 2014