French People

People who have cool accents but will never top the Irish in skill and alcohol.

French people will never out drink Irish people!

by dononoo December 8, 2010

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french mist

Female retaliation for receipt of a Dutch Oven whereby she hovers above her sleeping boyfriend's face and delivers an exceptionally moist and fart.

Amy got me back for trapping her in a Dutch Oven and laid down a filthy French Mist. I'll never be the same again!

by mcginty February 25, 2015

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The name for the often shit-provoking combination of a cup of coffee and a cigarette, both of which are stimulants and thus help to get the bowels rolling. Named for the popular French pastime of lounging in a café with a roll-up. And, of course, laxatives.

"I had a cig and a cup of coffee and then I really needed a shit."
"Aha! The old French Laxative!"

by jend000 December 17, 2014

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Luke french

A small little fat troll who hides mouldy nachos behind me cessfords filing cabinet. He takes the pics out of other people because he has little man syndrome and can’t handle the fact he smells of cheese. He also is a nonce who looks at 6 year olds then takes them on dates to sids

There’s Luke French, what a minger in his asda George baggies and Umbro hat

by mr benaiges the gangsta March 14, 2018

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French Errand

To aquire a large portion of drugs or money by the sale of drugs. Typically refering to marijuana.

"Hey ill be right back I need to run a French errand"

Person one: "Bro, howd you get all that money?"
Person two: "Oh you know, I ran a French errand"

by Maximillianare December 28, 2018

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