first time

one's initial encounter with having sex. Every girl remembers the first guy who fucked her, every guy remembers the first girl whose boobs he touched, whose twat he fingered, who gave him his first hand job or handjob, who let him put his penis in her slit, who gave him his first blowjob or blow job, who sucked his balls

Nancii recalled her first time in great detail, it was with Greg.

Ron could remember every detail of his first time mounting Betty.

by Jake March 25, 2004

forbidden forest

pubic hair,used in "barry trotter & the unnecessary sequel" by micheal gerber... where 2 female hogwash student chat about shaving the forbidden forest

Hogwash female 1:hav u shaved ur forbidden forest?
Hogwash female 2:My wat?
Hogwash female 1 pointed to Hogwash female 2's lap.
Hogwash female 2:Ooo... no... y?

by Abebil April 20, 2005

muddy forest

The act of smearing poop on one's pubic hairs, then proceeding to have anal sex with a girl where the poop gets rubbed on her ass.

I gave Eva a muddy forest.

by jimmy jibberish December 12, 2007

first life

Real Life. With the popularity of second life another word for reality.

Let's leave second life and meet in first life.

by avgbody April 28, 2008

the first thing

A thing that happens before other things.

The first thing Sally did was eat cereal in the morning..

by Anonymous McDonalds Worker February 27, 2018

beat the first

1) verb: to beat the best of a certain job, sport, or any other competition. by doing this, that person would now become "the first". (note: this is practically impossible because chuck norris is the first at everything, and no one can beat him).

2) noun: a band from escondido, california that is known for their jaw dropping chord progressions, energy-packed live shows, sky high vocals, and their amazing ping pong skills.

(Kid to his friend) Hey man, i just beat the first!!!

(Chuck Norris comes in) Hey kid, no you didn't (Kid dies).

(Chuck Norris to the kid's friend) Hey man, sorry i killed your friend. Hopefully this will cheer you up. (Chuck gives the friend tickets to a beat the first concert)

(Kid) Thanks Chuck! I feel much better!

by theguyperson December 21, 2009

first kiss

An experience a boy/girl has when they never gotten kissed before/Or maybe on a date with a new boyfriend/girlfriend

"Wow, I can't believe Jill did not give me the details of her and Mike's first kiss."

by Toria March 6, 2004