A noble organization with a strict set of rules and chain of command. Dominating force on the field, joke else where. Should only improve with time.
"Cross town? Cross town? Good, can you wiggle it? Wiggle it? The bird! Do the bird! Good, we'll work on it."
"Cookies?"
"Cookies?"
by arrbear January 07, 2005
Football played where you are stoned on different drugs. For example Marijuana where you stumble around ect. and just have fun. PCP,for example: Oh my God that football is a God damned snake! Esctasy: That football feels so good so...so...so...footbally.
by Deep blue 2012 March 22, 2010
A "game" related to Dutch oven in which the people trapped under the doona trade pungent rectal emissions.
Origin: coined when I misheard the words "touch football"
Origin: coined when I misheard the words "touch football"
by Elaine October 18, 2001
The colloquial term used to mean football, obviously since tackling is an integral part of the game.
"Good, I'm glad you babies enjoy tackle football, because I'm giving you each a tackle!" Coach Stillman told Robert and Hayden.
by JMC70 April 15, 2019
let's play soccer-football
by addake December 02, 2018
by MessiGoat#10 February 05, 2023
The most popular sport in America. Requires a unique skill set foe every position. It requires strength, speed, precision, smarts, and more heart than any other team sport. Criticized by European pansy fucks(mostly of the soccer kind) because of the pads. The pads do little to protect me, the sticker on my helmet pretty much says "There's a good chance of death today." To all the fucking people who say the pads are gay put them on and say American football sucks put on the pads and say that to James Harrison and Clay Matthews. 1 of 2 will happen:
1) you will shit your pants, cry, and beg for your pussy soccer ball
2) you will cease to exist
1) you will shit your pants, cry, and beg for your pussy soccer ball
2) you will cease to exist
Soccer douche(with his girlfriend): pads are gay, American football sucks
me: fuck you say!
soccer douche: pads are gay i will put them on and so you American
"i lay him out and make him concuss"
me: fuck you pansy motherfucker(take his girl)
soccer douche: "crying"
me: faggot
me: fuck you say!
soccer douche: pads are gay i will put them on and so you American
"i lay him out and make him concuss"
me: fuck you pansy motherfucker(take his girl)
soccer douche: "crying"
me: faggot
by xtremlylucky February 15, 2011