When a girl with whiteout in her pocket bumps into a guy and the whiteout liquid goes all over the crotch of his pants.
Person 1: Hey watch where you're going!
Person 2: Yea- oh sorry I gave you an explosive ejaculation...
Person 2: Yea- oh sorry I gave you an explosive ejaculation...
by TippytheHippy May 9, 2019
Get the Explosive Ejaculation mug.Any ridiculous or bound-to-fail attempt to either assassinate or prank a target or friend. For example: Attempting to assassinate a person using a 50 year old pistol which has barely been repaired, or trying to prank a friend with a whoopee cushion that has holes in it.
Jimmy tried pranking me yesterday, but it was just a stupid exploding cigar.
Someone had attempted to assassinate the brutal communist dictator, but unfortunately the attempt was just an exploding cigar.
Someone had attempted to assassinate the brutal communist dictator, but unfortunately the attempt was just an exploding cigar.
by ArkySaw August 2, 2019
Get the Exploding Cigar mug.The irrational fear of objects capable of popping or exploding. This includes but is not limited to, propane tanks, gasoline, oxygen, fireworks, weapons, and even balloons.
His explosiphobia intesified at the sight of the balloon animals
by J-Thatch November 10, 2019
Get the explosiphobia mug.u will die. Ur ass will explode if u catch this deadly disease. Keep clear of thai potatoes or face this type of diarrhoea.
by orangasm February 2, 2020
Get the explosive thai diarrhoea mug.During our beer pong game David was definitely using Explosive Bro-sivness by yelling come on bro! Balls back bro house rules bro take a sip bro
by stopJohnnystop March 4, 2020
Get the Explosive Bro-sivness mug.A cat that can survive up to 10 Kilotons of TNT. However, when it encounters anything living it explodes with the force of 10 Kilotons of TNT.
I almost died on my hiking trip! One of those Exploding Tomcats tried to get me, but I scared it off.
Dude, your girlfriend just tried to attack me!
I know, she’s such an Exploding Tomcat...
This operation is super risky!
Yeah, if our luck is bad, we might get an Exploding Tomcat
Dude, your girlfriend just tried to attack me!
I know, she’s such an Exploding Tomcat...
This operation is super risky!
Yeah, if our luck is bad, we might get an Exploding Tomcat
by The WanderingTrader April 9, 2020
Get the Exploding Tomcat mug.(1) when a stupid guy writes a comic, and reads it to you, but instead of doing sound effects, he just says the word
(2) you looking up words to define on urban dictionary
(2) you looking up words to define on urban dictionary
(1) guy: but then, the bom exploded! explosionnnnnnn!
(2) i wanna define a word too! lemme look up eplosionnnnnnn. oh, already taken, never mind
(2) i wanna define a word too! lemme look up eplosionnnnnnn. oh, already taken, never mind
by hellothemeep May 20, 2020
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