Skip to main content

small dick energy

jk your boyfriend doesn't have small dick energy

cause you don't have a boyfriend
by Yruey March 20, 2023
mugGet the small dick energy mug.

German Shepherd Energy

"German Shepherd Energy" describes the character of an individual, often a young adult or professional, embodying traits reminiscent of a German Shepherd dog. This concept highlights qualities such as vigilance, loyalty, and strong responsibility. Key traits include:

Vigilance: People with this energy are alert, perceptive, and skilled problem solvers due to their watchful nature.

Loyalty: Similar to the breed, they fiercely support friends, family, and colleagues, offering unwavering dependability.

Responsibility: They take commitments seriously, demonstrating organization and often assuming leadership roles in personal and professional life.

Protective Nature: Like German Shepherds, they are caring and watchful, always ready to offer assistance and guidance.

Confidence: They exude self-assuredness, approaching challenges with a no-nonsense attitude.

Work Ethic: They are dedicated to their careers, excelling professionally with diligence and focus.

Alpha Qualities: They may naturally take on leadership roles and exhibit assertiveness, mirroring the alpha-dog qualities of the German Shepherd.
Her German Shepherd Energy shone through as she took charge of the project, ensuring every detail was meticulously planned and executed flawlessly.
by TiboHx October 17, 2023
mugGet the German Shepherd Energy mug.

Fat Cock Energy

Not to be confused with Big Dick Energy, Fat Cock Energy is the firm and subtle energy emitted by someone who has a delightfully thick phallus and doesn't have to tell you about it. The Fat Cock tells its own story. Not enough people strive for Fat Cock Energy. A surprising amount possess such a gift. People with fat cock energy possess qualities such as competence in whatever position they fill, kindness, humbleness, positivity toward others even when they don't really deserve it, contagious humor, and a "I can make you cum harder than if you were masturbating" aura. Great eyes too.
Mmm. There goes Nathan with that fat cock energy. He makes me feel so comfy and safe but also a little horny.
by NotableDiscomfort November 7, 2023
mugGet the Fat Cock Energy mug.

Small dick energy

People with small dick energy carry themselves like they have a really embarrassing secret that they're terrified of other people knowing. They often spend lots of time and energy trying to project a sense of confidence that rings hollow.
Logan wouldn't project such small dick energy if he could just take some time to relax, be at peace with himself, realize where his worth really comes from, and stop caring so much about other people's opinions.
by _moanium December 30, 2022
mugGet the Small dick energy mug.

Loose Cunt Energy

Karen projects “Loose Cunt Energy “ because She can’t handle looking like a loud mouth fool when proven wrong and put in her place.
by Street Whiz is Back January 2, 2023
mugGet the Loose Cunt Energy mug.

Little Dick Energy

The perpetual desire to appear smarter than you are often leading to uttering incessant nonsense about obscure topics or stating complete falsehoods as facts with absolute certainty in an effort to convince everyone around that you know more than you do. This is typically the result of deeply rooted insecurity due to having a smaller than average sized penis.
B: The new guy in the department just told me I've been doing my job wrong for the last ten years.

E: He doesn't know anything. He's just got serious Little Dick Energy.
by lilbreezy112 April 11, 2023
mugGet the Little Dick Energy mug.

Orgone Energy Accumulator

Wilhelm Reich's magical orgasm box. He was a sexual prophet who believed he invented a box that would allow sexual healing. It was a metal lined, wooden box, insulated with steel wool and large enough to hold a man. It collected orgone energy and if you entered it you would have better orgasms.

Many mid 20th century celebrities were devotees.
William S. Burroughs entered the Orgone Energy Accumulator and orgasmed without touching himself. "Look Ma, no hands!"
by art casualty April 14, 2023
mugGet the Orgone Energy Accumulator mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email