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Acoustic Dark Energy

A framework introduced in 2019 to explain observations about the universe and the dark energy believed to be contained within. Characterised by a somewhat complex equation of state.
"Hey Varun, did you hear about this new acoustic dark energy framework?!"
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Little Dick Energy

The perpetual desire to appear smarter than you are often leading to uttering incessant nonsense about obscure topics or stating complete falsehoods as facts with absolute certainty in an effort to convince everyone around that you know more than you do. This is typically the result of deeply rooted insecurity due to having a smaller than average sized penis.
B: The new guy in the department just told me I've been doing my job wrong for the last ten years.

E: He doesn't know anything. He's just got serious Little Dick Energy.
by lilbreezy112 April 11, 2023
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Diet Cock Energy

Diet cock energy means that you give off the vibe of having a small penis
Yo man, your brother gives off diet cock energy big time.
by Yourmomsbrotherscat October 18, 2022
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long foreskin energy

The energy that comes from a guy who girls would trip over themselves to suck him off and other guys would pay for the privilege of being able to dock with him . So named as a long foreskin lets someone have the amazing feeling of being able to peel back with their lips until their tongue feels the smooth pink head. Furthermore the foreskin protects the head against keratinzation so the person sucking it has the amazing mouth feel of a moist and smooth dick.
Anna: Wow Adam is a really cutie, he just exudes long foreskin energy.

Will: He really does, I don't own a boat but I would love to be his docking buddy.
by IshtarsSon September 20, 2023
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Energy Drink Girl

The white equivalent of a hot cheeto girl, an Enery Drink Girl is a girl who drinks way too
much Bang. She usually has dyed blonde hair, and plays lots of sports. She’s very loud and thinks she’s very funny, but she’s usually not. Enery drink girls usually have aggressively white names, such as Sadie.
sadie: i drink so much bang! i started collecting them and stacking them up against my wall!
everyone: please shut up. you’re such an Energy Drink Girl.
by kindagroovin February 26, 2020
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Loose Cunt Energy

Karen projects “Loose Cunt Energy “ because She can’t handle looking like a loud mouth fool when proven wrong and put in her place.
by Street Whiz is Back January 2, 2023
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