Karen projects “Loose Cunt Energy “ because She can’t handle looking like a loud mouth fool when proven wrong and put in her place.
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B: The new guy in the department just told me I've been doing my job wrong for the last ten years.
E: He doesn't know anything. He's just got serious Little Dick Energy.
E: He doesn't know anything. He's just got serious Little Dick Energy.
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Many mid 20th century celebrities were devotees.
Many mid 20th century celebrities were devotees.
William S. Burroughs entered the Orgone Energy Accumulator and orgasmed without touching himself. "Look Ma, no hands!"
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If you say small dick energy, they can say it's body shaming. It makes them feel like they're not an asshole because you're an asshole too.
But Dry Dick Energy means there's never any pussy juice on their dick (or lube if they like guys). This insult targets their incompetence, which is within their control.
(Whispering) They're actually not wrong about the body shaming thing, but that's not gonna help them anymore after we've made this change.
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If you say small dick energy, they can say it's body shaming. It makes them feel like they're not an asshole because you're an asshole too.
But Dry Dick Energy means there's never any pussy juice on their dick (or lube if they like guys). This insult targets their incompetence, which is within their control.
(Whispering) They're actually not wrong about the body shaming thing, but that's not gonna help them anymore after we've made this change.
(Girl posts sexy pic on social media)
Asshole: Reporting this. You're 27 now, and you can't get implants until you're 18. So all that plastic in your ass is way too young to be in this picture.
Rando 1: Small dick energy so intense it's charging up my phone battery. Say more.
Rando 2: More like Dry Dick Energy. Size hardly matters with a personality like that. A Pringles can is no better than a TicTac if nobody's ever gonna touch it.
Asshole: Reporting this. You're 27 now, and you can't get implants until you're 18. So all that plastic in your ass is way too young to be in this picture.
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Anna: Wow Adam is a really cutie, he just exudes long foreskin energy.
Will: He really does, I don't own a boat but I would love to be his docking buddy.
Will: He really does, I don't own a boat but I would love to be his docking buddy.
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