DCND: Down for the Clit, Not the Dick.

An abbreviation for Heterosexual Men, Bisexual, and Lesbians feelings towards female Genitalia.

Paige: You see that girl over there, well she's a lesbian.
Sam: Oh so you're saying, she's DCND: Down for the Clit, Not the Dick... Cool, good to know.

by pagina526 March 12, 2011

Donkey dick

A extremely large sub sandwich.

Hey man I'm starving i think I'm gonna go to food barn and get a donkey dicksub fat donkey dick

by Sundialist93 October 17, 2015

donkey dick

An Electrovoice RE20 dynamic microphone.

"Let's put a donkey dick on that kick drum."

by strangersdieeveryday February 22, 2009

Dollar Menu Dick

A small dick, a dick that would not show up on the grande meal menu.
A dick so small that it leaves her needing more

Man did you hear what Allison said last night, he was so bad that she needed four servings of his dollar menu dick.

by Dollar menu dicks June 6, 2009

Doesn't look like he knows how to use his dick

Somebody who looks like they don't know what they're doing. A person who is confused. Somebody who hasn't got a clue. People or person who look or seem like they can't be trusted.

also

Someone who has little sexual expertise.

I wouldn't trust that guy, he DOESN'T LOOK LIKE HE KNOWS HOW TO USE HIS DICK.

by Prettypolly76 June 28, 2011

Dolphin Dick

When you get an erection and lay down then you ejaculate and it looks like a dolphin squirting out water.

Man, I had a Dolphin Dick last night.

by Fucking Light December 6, 2013

sucks the donkey dick

The mid-20th century phrase used to express disdain of a person, place, thing, or particular situation.

Some have expressed the idea that this phrase is the one from which the shortened version of simply "sucks" was derived.

You know what sucks the donkey dick?
I totaled a Dodge Viper and broke my back.

by Gabe Boyce February 23, 2010