dick devil

A person who is temporarily possessed by a demonic spirit which causes them to draw penises, in various states of erectness, on whatever canvas may be available at the time; ie. dusty cars, computer screens, windows, etc.
Dammit! Look at the giant penis on my car window. The dick devil is at it again.
by Webster37 October 02, 2012
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Jerry the dick

When a girl does some bullshit and you get back at her.
I can't give her Jerry the dick man, her friends are way older than me.
by Limonski January 17, 2020
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dick wrestle

Similar to thumb wrestling however both contestants use their penis to settle a debate.
I dick wrestled Jeremy for the last slice of pizza.
by IconicOutlaw March 03, 2014
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Smoking Dick

A remark some one says to something outrageous
Mom:Why have you been skipping school?
Me:You gotta be smoking dick if you think I'm going to wake up everyday at 5:00AM just to not go to school?
by ___Beauty March 02, 2016
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Dick Tree

A guy who made a promise to grind at the first reactor in Final Fantasy VII, and even cheated on his girlfriend, only to fail to live up to his promise. He was also beat at his own promise by a guy named CirclMaster.
CirclMaster: Leveling to 99 in the first reactor is pointless and meaningless. So why do I do it? I do it to express my hatred, and more importantly my disdain, for Dick Tree. I do it to express the camaraderie I feel for those of us who have followed this topic for years
by BoomkittyFX October 02, 2020
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Dick swiging

by I, Wreckerrr November 11, 2016
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Dick Vendor

1) A man with extreme prowess with the opposite sex.

Literally like a vendor of his dick, or a "dick vendor."

2) A total do-wrong. Scammer or shiester.
1) The ladies love Dick Vendor

2) That cat stole our taxi! Dick Vendor!!!
by richard vendor October 29, 2012
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