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microphone diarrhea

a diarrhea-like medical condition in which the sufferer, usually a corrupt incompetent politician, feels the frequent and urgent need to go a nearby microphone or camera for a pathetic little press conference.
lately adam schiff and nancy pelosi seemed to have been suffering from microphone diarrhea
by Sexydimma November 14, 2019
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diarrhea of the mouth

when you use a bunch of curse words, similar to Tourette's syndrome or when you spread a lot of gossip.
Guy: I can't believe you went out with that asshole. He is such a player!

Girl: At least I don't have diarrhea of the mouth!
by Jaeda June 15, 2008
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oral diarrhea

when you eat something brown all day when yo'ure sick and then puke it up and it looks like diarrhea
me: Have I got news for you!
friend: whats that?
me: All I did was drink hot chocolate all day and then I puked! It was total oral diarrhea!
by Paula&Brian February 26, 2007
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Ice Diarrhea

What you are left with after having all of the flavor out of a "Slushie" or "Freezy Pop". Is normaly the color of the flavor you asked for but turns out to be slushed up ice. Is normally as "Loose" as Diarrhea
Your Friend: "Hey man can I have some of that slushie?"
You: "Sorry Man, I already had all the flavor, All I am left with is Ice Diarrhea"
Your Friend: "Oh Sorry"
You: "It's cool"
by Masked Muffin May 25, 2010
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climatal diarrhea

A constant flow of rain which. looks a lot like diarrhea (except for the colour)
Ey i am drowning in climatal diarrhea!

It dont matter...drown
by kapers July 11, 2005
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Verbal Diarrhea

"I lay a stripe down your back..." etc etc
by Mother of Sam September 21, 2003
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diarheafuck

when you have diarhea so bad it feels like somebody's fucking you from inside the colon.
tom: man i was sick last week it was so bad i was getting diarheafucked.
by babagonooshy February 11, 2009
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