Vampire diarrhea

A woman on her period is experiencing vampire diarrhea

My buddy likes to eat his girlfriend out on her period, bro loves that vampire diarrhea

by Ratpoccia June 27, 2024

Diarrhea bitch

A person who reneges on their promises, and actively conspires to sabotage your reputation behind your back. The typical diarrhea bitch will take a diarrhea shit in a public space and tell everyone it was you.

Melinda: Did hear you about Sharon?
Sarah: No. What?
Melinda: She's a diarrhea bitch. She stole all the food from the conference room and blamed it on Mikhail. Now he has to pay for everything!
Sarah: Wow. What a diarrhea bitch.

In reality it was actually Melinda who stole all the food from the conference room and blamed it on Mikhail. Ergo, Melinda is the true diarrhea bitch.

Janine was a massive diarrhea bitch when she stole $75 from Karen's purse and blamed it on Kyle.

Dakota is a massive diarrhea bitch for ghosting Jizelle at the mall when he promised to pick her up 6 hours ago.

by CHILIMONGER August 26, 2022

Diarrhea Dildo

When you freeze diarrhea in a silicone dildo tray and fuck yourself with it.

Alex: My ex stole my sex toys when he left so I had to make a diarrhea dildo last night.
Kyle: Can I use it after?

by sara da terra March 5, 2024

Diarrhea

When you digest too much Taco Bell and your stomach starts hurting so bad you sweat till lava starts flowing out of your ass cheeks

Friend: Bro are you okay you’ve been in the bathroom for 45 minutes... the crunch wrap isn’t settling too well is it?
You: Dood I have mad diarrhea right now like I seriously feel like I’m shitting molten metal right now

by Big_Girth_Quake January 5, 2021

Handstand spinning diarrhea

When you have the need to take a shit get into a handstand position and let it RIPPPP. Just like Beyblades spin around while you release your waste.

Yo, I've been doing the handstand spinning diarrhea and it's the best b work out bro. 10/10 recommend!!!

by ThickburritoaAss April 19, 2020

Diarrhea

An unfortunate failing of the sphincter.

When you're sliding into third, and you feel a juicy turd... Diarrhea.

by rokhuasen November 11, 2021

Explosive diarrhea

When your shit comes out in the solid, liquid and gas state all at the same time at high velocity.

Dude: can you get me some toilet paper, Had thai yesterday now I've painted the stall brown.

Dude2: you're kidding

Dude: I'm not, I've been in here for three hours with explosive diarrhea.

by Onepump man August 18, 2020