Detroit

The place where you apparently can't have shit in.

It's a city in Michigan notorious for its high crime statistics.

"Detroit looks cool. I hope they don't steal my front porch.d"

by MyPseudonymThatsNotMyName September 7, 2022

Detroiting

Often misspelled as "deteriorating", it means to lessen in quality overtime.

"Bro my body is totally detroiting after that last shot. I might need to call it for tonight."

by bigball_licker244 March 12, 2021

Detroit friday night suprise

Finding out you got mulitple STDs from a one night stand

"Dude this sucks it turns out i got a detroit friday night suprise"

by Mrfrostedflake December 9, 2015

Detroit Eggs Benedict

When your partner (guy/girl) purposely creams gallons on your testicles (eggs); i.e., hollandaise sauce overflowing poached eggs. Why Detroit? Who knows? But there’s lots of sticky handed tweekers there. Now your egg-hair is a mess, just like the tweekers. Time to shave!

Dude, that girl was so turned on last night that she insisted on giving me the old Detroit Eggs Benedict.

by TJO - DP January 16, 2025

Detroit Mudsucker

When your wife pulls her penis out of your ass and makes you suck it clean.

Friend "How was your night?"

Shelly "My wife made me perform the ol' Detroit Mudsucker, so I guess you can say pretty good!!!"

by Stinky Finger69 March 5, 2025

Detroit Roll

When you work extra hard to get that promotion.

Hey bob did you get that promotion at work. I better have since I gave my boss the Detroit Roll.

by Promotion March 15, 2023

straight outta detroit

a term used when a person with a penis lifts said penis up to their stomach and pulls up their pants leaving the tip out.

person with penis: ayeeee straight outta detroit my guy
other person: get help.

by puthy pleather 🐈😩 May 2, 2021