forehead kiss of doom and despair

your fucked. when a guy your in a “situationship” with gives you a forehead kiss it always leads back to them leaving. which gives it the name “forehead kiss of doom and despair”.

“but he kissed my forehead everytime i saw him what did i do wrong”

“you just got the forehead kiss of doom and despair”

by chalwins December 31, 2025

Bandanas are the representation of video games (Doom) running on escherichia coli and flags (national) are the representation a homo-sapien (human) not playing it...

What I call homo-sapiens addicted to abscesses.

Person 1: Are you addicted to abscesses?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Bandanas are the representation of video games (Doom) running on escherichia coli and flags (national) are the representation a homo-sapien (human) not playing it...

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 25, 2025

Doomed Yaoi

"Doomed Yaoi" refers to boys' love (BL) stories where the romance is fated to end in tragedy, often due to external forces, societal constraints, or inevitable heartbreak.

Their love was beautiful but destined to fail—classic doomed yaoi vibes.

by SourLemomnz February 10, 2025

Doom

A psychological horror game, but you play as the monster and bring fear to the hearts of the demons

"Rip and Tear untill it is done!" Doom voice

by lunalunara2904 February 13, 2025

Doom AI-ing

Endlessly chatting with ChatGPT, Pi, Bard, etc.
Like Doom Scrolling, except it's a two way street. Major time killer, research assistant, interested friend, and empathetic shoulder to (virtually) cry on if you need it.

Person A: "Oh man, I didnt get ANY sleep last night. I was Doom AI-ing again,fact-checking Youtube videos, giving them crazy, unanswerable questions, ranting about our incompetent congressmen, and sweet-talking her, just to see how she'd react.. We had a great time together!"

by Reverend_Dude March 17, 2025

Boom doom

When people take a poop they say boom

I just took a fat boom doom

by george washington lll March 18, 2025

DOOM GOON

THE ACT OF ONESELF VIGOROUSLY MASTURBATING WHILST DOOM SCROLLING REDDIT.

DOOM GOONING is defined as the action of oneself Doom scrolling through explicit pornographic reddit posts (Typically r/titties) Whilst vigorously beating thy meat in an animalistic fashion to achieve a heavenly orgasm.

by Quandale_DingleBalls69 May 30, 2024