Diddly sqwatt

Absolutely nothing, like gary's brain!

What's in your pants Gary!
Diddly Sqwatt!

by ANDATOLIP June 18, 2003

diddlebay

An unintentional estuary

While relieving himself against a tree, he created a diddlebay between his feet...

by Proctor Gamble November 18, 2004

diddlefoddler

Diddlefoddler- a word used to define someone who is perverted or a sex offender

Franco!!! Why the hell would you try to "diddle her fiddle"?? Your such a diddlefoddler

by Weirdo123789 November 24, 2014

Diddler

A type of insult used in hockey but also could be a compliment

Your a fucking diddler mate

by Bambinator April 25, 2020

j-diddles

Doing the "j-diddles" means a person is drooling over the sight of a huge man arse,
while at the same time emitting a high pitched drone that resembles the sound of hitting a baby with a bag of cats.

Jeff: Hey does it sound like someone is in the middle of a j-diddles ?
Vinny: Ya , theres a mouldy twat over there salivating at sumo wrestling diaper bloopers.
Jeff: Ahhhh flip it down ! thats mank !

by Longdong Von Hugenrod May 15, 2009

diddlyboob

A very annoying, crazy, weird person.

Hey, you stop being a diddlyboob.

by JAYAMOR August 30, 2012

diddly-squat

It's shit in essay language

Teddy: Is my dick big?
Dan: No you diddly-squat.
Teddy: That was a joke. diddly-squat? Why the fuck can't you just be normal you brainless idiotic bonehead!

by CrustyBoyo666 August 1, 2020