Canch

To pour a can of coke in a woman's snatch/smanch

I bought some coke so we can canch tonight

by Dr.redman May 4, 2017

Caunch

A leader of many layers. Almost like a father figure but not in the way you think.

Dont fuck with the caunch

by caunch May 18, 2018

Crunchberries

Tiny droplets of dried blood found while performing cunnilingus during and immediately after menstruation.

I ve waited all month for this. Krista’s crunchberries are delicious.

by Smellz Gooood March 8, 2018

Crunch Bar

A mentally challenged, homosexual black simp

That kid shaunaniqua is a major crunch bar

by Poptartnigga March 15, 2020

Crunch

A very down bad human who does anything for a woman’s approval

That boy down bad he a crunch

That dude jack a crunch

by Quigleys January 7, 2023

Mini Crunch

A smaller, yet still entirely as serious version of a crunch. Usually the remaining portion of a full sized crunched that did not quite have the resolve to be disposed of during your last crunch time.

Justin: Okay nick, you've used my bathroom. Now get out of my house

Nick: Okay, okay. I get it...wait

Justin: What is it now?!

Nick: Oh shit, I got to get back in that bathroom!

Justin: What? Why?

Nick: Mini Crunch

Justin: Why are you my friend again?

by totallynotchris March 28, 2010

Wiener Chunch

(VERB) A very powerful uppercut to the Penis, often leaving the receiver Sterile, and very sore.

JIM: Dude that guy was on the receiving end of a Wiener Chunch

GEORGE: DAMN, now he will never have kids

by RichardFantasy May 24, 2010