tea and crumpet nigga

a common way to refer to a british person

" that tea n crumpet nigga sure loves those fishsticks."

by ak harry June 21, 2006

crumb

To get high off baked goods containing hash.

I got so crumbed off hash cookies last night!

by Prince Fabian December 8, 2010

crumbsnatcher

people that often bum smokes, accept many gifts from you then harrass you about five dollars you owe them, people who hit two lines when you clearly made them one. also, people that never bring chicks to parties but will instead try their luck on yours.

nah dont call DOOLY, fuckin crumbsnatcher yo.

by LouisLogic January 25, 2011

that's the way the cookie crumbles

A phrase meaning, basically, "That's the way things are, you cannot change it". Usually said to calm someone who's whining overmuch, an usually with little effect.

Man 1: I went on vacation and my fern died!

Man 2: That's the way the cookie crumbles.

by Daniel Finetail May 26, 2004

crummy

when something ain't that great; also a teen girl squad group saying as well as death word.

"Kristina looks burnt or dead."
"Crummy!"
"Crummy!"
"wOOt!...I mean Crummy!"

by andyfellovernet April 8, 2003

beach crumbs

Small kernels of feces that get stuck in the hair of your beach, or "chode."

After a sloppy poo, Sam had a lot of beach crumbs he had to wipe out.

by jiggaslapnuts November 3, 2007

crumplesack

An individual who performs less than satisfactorily to the chagrin and sometimes amusement of his or her associates, crew, or squadron.

The preflight crew forgot to leave water bottles on the jet for us? What a bunch of crumplesacks!

by Commander Crumplestiltskin February 25, 2017