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Japanese Staring Contest

When two men stand in front of each other, face to face, with their two erect penises almost touching. Their Jap's eyes are alligned so they are staring directly at each other. Once in the right position the men start masturbating their own penis until one of them ejaculates. The first one to ejaculate into the other ones Jap's eye wins the contest.
Luke: How about a Japanese staring contest Zak?
Zak: I would like that very much Luke!
by lukebellend June 16, 2011
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Connecticut

A dirty little state. Full of retards and wanna be's. The next Rhode Island.
Trucker #1: Should we make a stop in connecticut?

Trucker #2: Let's stop in Rhode Island instead; on our way back we'll stop in connecticut.
by James 50 June 29, 2009
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Urban contest

All contestents submit 5 words to UD. In several weeks, the highest success rate wins.
What are the results from last month's Urban Contest?
I had 0%. How about you?
0% as well. A draw!
by TreeWeezel May 9, 2011
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fist-face connection

When two people meet and their expectaions for each other are initially high, and for that reason they end up hating each other.
"How was your date with Heraldo?"

"Eh.. we had a face-fist connection."
by Roy K June 25, 2005
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contest

(game) when you

idek what it mean lol
i'm getting contested
by August 13, 2019
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French Connection

A European based womens clothing brand that is exorbitantly over-priced but justified in being so as its clothing is durable, fashionable and looks like you bought it at a boutique when on vacation/holiday in Italy.
Victoria: So I heard that there's a French Connection shop at the Galleria!

Zenobia: No way! That's great because I've been looking to spend my hard-earned money on quality clothing that will not fall to pieces in a few months like the crap I bought from Forever 21, H&M and Zara.

Victoria: Psssh whatever, I have my Daddy's credit card.
by notgnna2 October 31, 2012
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contact sad

When you are made sad by other people's negative comments or attitudes, usually through Facebook posts.
"I don't like watching anime. Because I think the people watching it are sad. And that makes me sad." "Dude that's a contact sad."
by Marinelarena Christian September 13, 2014
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