Con-thinger

A "substitute" word used in reference to another word.

Any long word that begins with the "Con-" variant of com- before a consonant (except b, h, l, p, r ) and, by assimilation, before a noun like convene, condone, or connection, that is too long to remember.

NOTE:
The subject must also turn the name of the noun, regardless of what the noun actually is, to a "thinger".

I was at home with some friends of mine in a hotdog salad and the damn T.V. Con-thinger started getting really shitty reception.

by Number 2wo February 23, 2011

Con

Used when referring to an item (Short form of Conner)

Jake: Yo do you want some pizza??
Dav: Hell yeah, slide me one of them cons.

by itsforaskit July 19, 2025

Family Con Curse

A bad person in a successful family that begins a chain of bad people.

" That guy! I heard he's a Family Con Curse!"

by aestheticweeaboo January 30, 2019

anti is a half con

Anti from GB2 is a half con ... even blaze can beat him... such a noob.

ANTI IS A CUNT and anti is a half con

by Carlanator3000 June 21, 2017

Sug Con Calc

The process of calculating the sugar concentration of a sugar solution, requiring the exclusion of all ingredients that regularly perform fermentation.

Lindsay: You will need to provide the results of your sug con calc without yeast.
Colin: Shouldn't the sugar concentration include all ingredients in the solution?
Lindsay: No, that would make too much since, exclude yeast in your sug con calc.

by vivfransla January 26, 2021

con-theo

Short for "conspiracy theory"

I don't believe in that con-theo about the moon landing.

by ComputerLover June 1, 2023

con

Your name is Scone or something and your trying to do that stupid remove the first and last letter of your name trend from like 2019 or 2020 or something

Scone (con) ik your reading this. I’m in your house

by Luna-Astra June 27, 2024